dandaman

^^ What bet did you lose to have this crap happen?

^ I'm thinking the Lizzie Borden Experience. "ONE whack! Ah! Ah! Ah! Two! TWO whacks! Ah! Ah! Ah!"

It's like Olympia Looping had sex with a Dive Machine.

...Or, as the Alveys call it, "buy as much licensed crap as possible which will become rarities within two years or less."

I remember going last year and getting that same peanut butter packet, only they had a banana cart in the area as well and I combined the two. Damn, that was good. Also couldn't believe it was an event for anyone, even without kids; my friend and I did a double-take when we were offered candy bags and essentially given carte blanche on developing Type II diabetes as quickly as possible. (Save for the banana.)

Just got back from a great HHN event. Average lines were 30-45 minutes for the houses, 10-15 for the rides. Bill & Ted was a bit weaker this year than last, but as stated before, they had less quality material to work with. Also saw the Malice show with Brian Brushwood; the nail trick got a good reaction out of the audience and my friends. Only did 4 of the houses, though, but it was nice just to be a little more relaxed and walk around instead of, "Okay, we have to hit this house NOW, then this one, etc." Favorite of the bunch was probably Zombiegeddon, where I also managed to (very) briefly talk with another TPR member who recognized my awesome shirt (Gambit).

Heh. https://twitter.com/#!/SaveWindjammer

Somewhat related: my mom got some sort of e-mail last week regarding the Mean Streak fire and asked "what I made of it". You can imagine the direction in which the conversation went thereafter.

FTFY.

Appropriate parallel to the state of modern teenagers in three... two...

Hey Robb, if Piers jumped on you do you think you could beat him off? Now, when you say... never mind.

The safe phrase is "Something terrible has happened!" / Although I suppose there's no safe words in rape

This is officially relevant to my interests.

FTFY.

Every minute you wait is another 60 seconds of failing to comprehend what awesomeness you're missing.

Dear TPR, I was having a really crappy day today. I finally got home around 1am, and proceeded to partake of the video evidence of Piers' tomfoolery. I laughed. I cried (from laughter). I think I might have peed a little. Much obliged. Dan "Hannah Montana, she's GONE! She HATED us!" Smith

My roommate and I have determined that we're now drunk by proxy from having witnessed Piers' antics.

FTFY. Also, fancy.

"Are you drunk?" "I have... been... look, they have vuvuzelas, you can win them! I have been drinking... in my mouth..." Issue 3 of TPR: The Magazine MUST have bonus videos of similar Piers quotes.

I have no character-based Photo TR because I'm too busy fapping to this magazine. This is awesome!

I was gonna go for "Lickalottapuss", but that's good, too.

"Doyouthinkhesaurus" (I'm pretty sure that's it). What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?