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I'd imagine she closes her eyes for health and safety concerns.

Just got back from HP and it was every bit as awesome as the majority of the people here have claimed, save for the 2.5-hour line due to a 45-minute breakdown. Frozen Butterbeer? My new favourite drink. Ever.

^ Because the answer is all over the net? / "GUYS! It's GOT to be another Laser Snake Horse on Fire clone! I read it on the Internet!"

^ I haven't ridden it myself, but from preliminary reports, you see God.

^ That's not dumb, that's true!

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

http://www.wisn.com/r/24533110/detail.html For reference (because clearly it was too much effort on the editor's part), it's a Sky Bucket ride. P.S. For those of you inquiring about the subtitle: http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=18452

What about their self-appointed "Best Everything" marketing a few years back? The day Cedar Point has the "best food", I'll eat my hat... which on some days would be considerably more appetizing.

^ For some reason I seem to recall his name being mentioned somewhere on the site. Good on him.

Another day, another informed article, but at least this guy has a weight-loss goal, so kudos to him. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38537353/ns/travel-family_travel/?GT1=43001

^^ Then again he comes from the land where every living thing is hellbent on your destruction, so I'd give him a pass. (No, not Chicago.)

It appears they think the same about you. /Owe me a new keyboard thanks to the Al Jolson quip

I've had a pair of dollar-store sunglasses for six years now, and thanks to my strap, they've survived every single coaster since then; highly recommended. Had to buy the strap because my contacts were bothering and I had to wear glasses to... y'know, not run into everything at Cedar Point, and they've survived just fine.

Highly unlikely to happen! The fact that you technically excluded all my suggestions from that "highly unlikely" designation warms my heart.

^^ I would try to drop a big handful of change and hope it sounds like this, personally. All of these little things you go to make me want to have an "obscure-Florida" daytrip, although I don't think the Citrus Tower will be on that list...

To me it just seems like predicting past the 72-hour mark is only done to appease the average viewer, save for storm patterns that correlate to different models instead of just "the guy in the office's"; it just doesn't look good for planning things ahead. Inevitably my line of work will lead me to this same proud tradition of appeasement, but there you go.

* Live entertainment double-feature: Trevor from Retro Active / Wes singing about the ghetto fair * Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Ripoff (feat. Dave Thomas) * Megashark vs. Giant Octopus: A Love Story (feat. Dave Thomas' iPod) * DelGrosso Saucewrestling (may end up being sole source of income) Children's section: * Puppet show starring Winnie-the-Crap * Kidtums-themed Froghopper (obvious) * Piers' Fancy Kiddie Barbershop * Meat Cow educational real-time demonstration * "Theme Parks 101" kids' seminar; subjects include "Use of Trees To Your Photographic Advantage", "Vekoma Brace Techniques", and "Determining Authenticity of Spacecraft"

Well, Mill Race was on the spot now occupied by Raptor, though I'm not sure as to its "racing" aspect...

^ Bronzed. And then Terrance will violate it.

^ A few years ago we met Suzuki at a steakhouse, of all places. Like you said, really nice guy. My sister's an environmentalist so it was a real rock-star moment for her.

Band of Brothers: Lake Shafer

*bow-chicka-wow-wow*

^ Laser Snake Park on Fire. And it wouldn't be complete without .

We already know you own one, so why would you run instead of teleport? /Would pay $50 for a Sinise bobblehead voiced by Wes

Seconded for Michael Roddy; he'd make our Halloween event the best on Earth, in its first year!