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Tyler, I urge, nay implore you, to contact this man. He has GAMECHANGING information.

What is it with TPR members and Fuji?

Last year was my first HHN event and it was enough to keep me coming back a million times over. Awesome TR!

This TR is the nexus of suck.

For true terror, they should have Robb either eating "normally" (by his standards) or force-feeding his wings to passersby.

A prime example of art imitating life. / If the Bama twins went as themselves, they would need multiple toilets for the inherent pants-shitting terror

Alabaman twincest beat them to it by a fair number of years.

This report has been filed in my "Other Porn" folder.

Jo, you added an Alabaman to the Sexy Countdown? I am disappoint. Also mad props for the last pic.

Yeah, but who wants to?

Thanks, Bill. Turning my very slight Canadian accent into a Latin lover's should make for an interesting task.

I just got cast in our campus' production of The Drowsy Chaperone. I AM ALDOLPHO!

Oh, trust me, I'm probably going to hell for a LOT more than that. My handbasket is monogrammed 'n everything.

Are you forgetting about Marineland? And here I thought everyone loooooooooved Marineland.

"No man... does it all by himself, I said, young man... put your pride on the shelf, And just go there... to the TPR Boards, I'm sure they, can, help, you, to-day..." (I'm so sorry.)

Once again Cedar Fair leads the industry in [weather element]-[action and/or animal] names. That having been said, this is f**king terrifying.

Clearly you underestimate the potential sales of that TPR Calendar.

^ Large fan units with mist nozzles attached. They're in a fair number of queues at the park.

Ladies and gentlemen, for this evening, the role of Wes L. will be played by Woody Allen.

^ I believe the feet are in fact an indication of a Monty Python-themed attraction. Someone check if Cedar Fair has patented "Hovercrafts Full of Eels" as a ride name yet.

He should have somehow worked "Pussy Money Weed" into the lyrics.

^ That's because Jurassic Park is too cool for Cedar Point.

No, you fool! You're supposed to e-mail him! E-mail him right now! Ten times!

Dave looks like he's staring directly into the sun, probably thinking about Piranha 3-D.

Never mind that. Try explaining to Americans visiting Canada (lookin' at you, Behemoth Bash) why we put those and gravy on our fries. Dan "What in the HELL is poutine? Is that like poontang in food form?" Smith