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^ Giggidy, I hump day! < Still has f***in' laryngitis! v Still has their voice.

Thank Your Lucky Stars - 311.

Wow, my father's friends wife's cousin can tell me for sure that this is happening.

Wow, Sea World's waterpark should look lovely and like SFGAm's Hurricane Harbor, but with animals! However, the BMG building tears me up every time I see it. [still mourning Nick Studios... good times...]

I have a picture of my house. Its awesome because it has a picture of me showing off my six pack abs! Its yellow, two stories, with a red roof and me!

Is it possible at all to stream videos in the forums using Firefox? I have WMP 11 installed and it works well outside of the forums (like in your updates), however, in the forums, I just get a blank box. Is there a solution to my problem?

I don't really have a favorite, but I would say either; "Welcome to the New South"- Less Than Jake "Point The Blame"- Catch 22 Maybe more...

*bump* Four new ones for me. 1. Pullups "I'm a Big Kid Now!"- Little kids get annoying fast sometimes and this ad proves it. "My pullup feels cold!" Good for you kid, now piss in the toilet before the diaper freezes your genitals off because of that cool alert thingy. 2. Glomobi Too similar to Jamster! ads, except replace the crazy frog with an ugly animated GIF from 1996. And to add to that, an annoying announcer that goes "TEXT LAUGH TO 69696 FOR TEH FUNNIEST JOKES EVAR!" 3. Germain Toyota of Sarasota- Anybody living in the SRQ will understand this one. The Germainiac... a prime example of bad graphics on the N64! Also looks retarded. 4. Honda Cars of Bradenton- Another bad and cheesy car ad. Hey, lets call in the kicker from the Tampa Bay Bucs! *local celebrity endorsement* *kicks ball* *cheesy glass sound effect* . Then here comes more cheesyness at the end. JUST 3 MILES NORTH OF THE AIRPORT! *airplane flys by*. Seriously, cheesiest ad ever.[/b]

The PSP section at Best Buy, its so limited. Why? Because at least 40% of the racks are filled with unsold copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories. Nice job on miscalcuation, Best Buy.

My voice is *almost* back!

Day In, Day Out- Streetlight Manifesto.

^No, I am about as clumsy as a stooge. Is tea good?

^Had Pizza. vAlso posted in this thread.

Wow, I am surprised a water park is adding speed slide towers. Especially since these days, most water parks (like Adventure Island in Florida) have been removing theirs. Unless its relocated? (doubt it, just curious)

Over 1900 posts... time to start planning for post number 2000!

How about ANY park Six Flags has laid their hands on?

I had a screwed up dream a few months ago, my parents for some odd reason wanted me to be a girl.. What. The. F***? Here's hoping that tonights dream would be less disturbing and have hot chicks, explosions, and no screwed up thoughts in them...

Oh great, I can imagine the captions for the Geauga Lake update on the Midwest Trip!

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/02-26-2007/0004534697&EDATE= Then on to the new logo, which is just kinda "WTF." A cool onion? Reminds me of some cheesy "Have 8 veggies a day!" ad from the 90's.

I want Taco Bell, need my extra protein.

Wear a shirt saying "Fur is Murder."

Reminds me of this story Justin (Mr. Volcano on here, never posts) told me awhile back when he went to BGT. Some white trash woman was going "I NEED TO GET SUMFIN FROM MAH CAR!" and she falls off and goes batsh*t. At least Busch has common sense and didn't give in. I bet these women, like most of the customers at Panera, lack a frontal lobe.

Here is what Wikipedia has to say: So, basically, Animal Kingdom filled in the void of an Africa area because that park has a mostly African theme (aside from a few Asian themes such as Everest).

Derek, a pimp? Nah, impossible...

Barry: Mwahahaha. Ryan: Mommy!!