Homer

Oh the irony.

Don't worry, its on 360 too! Anyway, for those who haven't played GTA. Liberty City is obviously a fake NYC and said coaster in the trailer is probably a mock Coney Island Cyclone. I'm surprised somebody is going "OMG A COASTER IN GTA4, LOL!"

F***. I have to get up at 6:30 to open line tomorrow at work. However... ...line normally opens at 8 on a Sunday. If its my managers pulling off an April Fools Joke on me, they're so going to get it!

Good for you, I'm in the middle of trying to meet up with hopefully soon to be prom date, if it wasn't for work getting in the way!

I did not know this about 10 year old girls. 10 year old girls have boners? QUOTE OF THE WEEK!

Somebody voted for the Zamperla death machine? You have no soul... Anyways, B&M easily owns the Volare, although I can't say Flying Dutchmen are better since I have yet to ride one. But Superman: UF at SFOG was a fun ride while it lasted and the Pretzel Loop is obviously the best moment of the ride.

American Idol sucks unless its Audition time where the freaks come out and play. Other than that, I wish it would get cancelled. And besides, if Sanjaya got kicked off, he'd end up having a brief 15 minutes of fame, just look at William Hung!

Clean kitchen, yet I see a sippy cup sitting there. No open containers in the kitchen, fools, Other than that, glad you and Larry had a great time at credit whore's paradise!

WTF? This TR has the most awesomest pics EVAR!

^Well, another I-Drive attraction bites the dust. I wonder where the first Screamin' Swing will head now?

^Cedar Point did have a Fastpass/Flash Pass/Fast Lane thing called "FreeWay." It was discontinued a little while ago.

Yeti Ball has a tendency to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. [NOTE: If this offends anybody, I'll remove this entry.] NO!! YETI BALL!!

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According to his profile, he is disabled. I wouldn't go too harsh on him.

Hah, hah, I get this joke now. GA removes yet another thrill ride and this new thing is called "The Void." Hah, hah, you're funny like that Carlos Mencia guy!

My first entry, titled, "Yeti Ball, you won't go any farther if you keep playing THAT game!" POKEYMANS!

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games For the love of god, please let this be the sign of Sonic in Smash Bros. Brawl! But other than that, nice to see them together in a game. Unfortunately, I have a prediction this game would stink a little bit because its some cop out for the Olympics. Much like how Cheetah Chase is a mediocre family credit (for those of you who don't know, when the ride was at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, in its first season of operation it was called Wild Izzy, after the mascot of the 1996 Atlanta Summer Games).

^Zambia Smokehouse. Again, probably my favorite place to eat in the park, in both that the ribs are damn good and SheiKra's turn and splash is RIGHT THERE!

Oh thank god these ads were not the originally proposed "Clean, Safe, Fun" ads announced shortly after Shapiro took over SF. All good ads that don't have to rely off dancing old men. If you ask me which ad is most badass, Fiesta Texas for the win.

The ride to hit first, in my opinion, is SheiKra, then Kumba, then Gwazi, then Scorpion and Cheetah Chase (if they are open, they open a little later after park opening), then Montu. Since your going on a Monday, crowds should be a little bit lighter in the morning. Best seats on rides. SheiKra, back row, edge seat gives nice forces and airtime. The back row of Kumba is also fun. Both sides of Gwazi!? On a Monday!? Hah... hah... A good place to eat, several, the main three being Crown Colony (which is pricey, but if you like animals, eat there), Desert Grill (if you like shows), or Zambia Smokehouse (if you like a view of SheiKra with BBQ). The shows are rather forgettable, but if you have time to waste, Katonga is alright.

Old and stupid.

Trust me, there will never be a B&M at a Disney park. Is your joke meter broken or somethin, Barry?

^You don't get it? Specify Chicken as "Male Chicken", which is basically a cock and you have yourself one funny innuendo for a kids show!

Most of the hotels located right next to Six Flags over Georgia are ghetto, but here are some tips I learned from when I went to SFOG three years ago. 1. Stay Away from Fulton Industrial Blvd. From what I hear, this area is truly ghetto, and ignore the advertisements for hotels there. They are usually "crack motels" and located nowhere near SFOG's entrance. 2. Choices at Six Flags Pkwy. exit There are three hotels that I know of on this exit that is a stone's throw away from the entrance. In order of closeness to the park: 1. Wingate Inn 2. Days Inn 3. Sleep Inn I stayed at the Wingate Inn, which is the nicest and the newest and probably most expensive of the three. The Days Inn, from what I've heard, is ghetto-tacular. The Sleep Inn is modest and new, but further up the hill from Six Flags. The Wingate Inn would be my top choice. Its around 80-100 a night, but kind of worth it, that and you can leave your car in the parking lot and just walk to the park without spending money on parking! [/b]

I have a big red chicken... IN MY PANTS!