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Just eat a funnel cake with strawberry topping and drive to Wyoming. Should I continue recycling?

Asthma, diabetes, diaper rash, ambliopia (that lazy eye thing), chicken pox. That's all. Eric

Munch, munch, munch a bunch of Fritos...corn chips. Eric

Definitely go. The last time I was there (1999) I rode the Canyon Blaster and it was still relatively smooth and fun. Eric

If you sit leaning forward on Desperado, it doesn't hurt that much. Sitting back, it's a real kidney puncher. Eric

I can't say about transoceanic flights because I've never taken one, but many airlines are flat out eliminating meal service or charging for it. Best bet: Eat a good meal in the airport before departing and bring a snack or two aboard. Eric

^ Trouble is, in today's society, almost any such incident becomes financial. Eric

I wonder how many people will be killed over someone trying to steal them? Eric

Sleeping on an anthill. Why are Disney monorail tracks made of concrete instead of steel?

Yes, but I cheat and use my headlights. Have you ever bounced a check?

You need to change the turn signal fluid in your car before you go whippy-dipping down the road. If they close Florida, how much barbed wire would they need?

There's already a topic going on here. Eric

Because some people think that stop signs don't apply to them. What do you do you with your empty soda cans?

It's Friday, and I might go to SFMM on Sunday. Eric

No. Do you collect the State Quarters?

Normally I don't go for redheads, but I chose Ariel anyway. Besides, in the story, didn't she end up with with a prince named... Eric

Photoshopped or not, I'll take the redhead... Eric

^ Sorry you guys are sick. Hope you get your health back soon! I've noticed a growing trend where in restrooms, there's a stack of paper towels on the counter instead of being loaded into the traditional wall-mounted dispenser. Just what I like---picking up wet paper towels and making the other ones wet at the same time. How long could it possibly take to load a paper towel dispenser? Eric

^ You should like spam. It's the national food of Hawaii. Eric

They should make Post-It notes in Finland. Then they'd be cool and smell better. How many ounces does a King Size cup at Burger King hold?

B&M did build the trains for Psyclone. To the best of my knowledge, they have not built any more since. Eric

The graphic in your signature is one of the funniest things I've seen! How do they make waxed paper?

The closest park to me is SFMM, about 45 minutes away. If you were to draw a line from my house to SFMM, the first coaster you'd hit would be Psyclone. Eric

^ They keep the OTSRs because it's a TOGO. If they were removed, people would fly out! I forgot to mention that the last time I rode Canyon Blaster, it was a lot of fun. But again, that was 1999 and Arrow coasters don't seem to age well. BTW, in March 1999 when I rode ME, it was "only" $7.00 per ride. Eric

I was just in Las Vegas last weekend. We drove by New York New York a couple of times and didn't bother to stop and ride it. My one and only ride was back in 1999 and was really not that bad, though I won't go out of my way to ride again. Personally, I'd say that if you're at New York New York, go ahead and ride it once if for no other reason than to get the credit. Eric