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My car's battery died today. It's been working fine, but today, death to it. Fortunately, my wife hadn't left for her mom's yet and was able to come over and jump start me. Plus, Pep Boys was open and was able to put a new one in right away. Eric

I saw a police pursuit in progress today. Eric

Yes. Do you dance the tango?

^ Forgot to use ^ and <. < Forgot to take pills. V Forgot to wake up!

With three minutes left in the day, Happy Birthday to the other ASSisstant who shares my name! Eric

no areyoudoinganythingforaprilfools?

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Gas is going up again. I paid $2.75/gallon tonight. Eric

If I were going, I'd just curl up in the back of my CR-V. It sleeps...one! But it looks like I'm skipping this event. Too many other things going on. I'll ride Tatsu when I get the chance, perhaps at the ACE event on May 21. Eric

"I did that couple weeks ago at a wedding." (carnage) Last week at work, I did a weigh-in before a bathroom break. Before: 148 lb. After: 143.5 lb. Guess I really was "full of crap." Eric

I will earn $100 tomorrow night working yet another casino job with this organization. Eric

^ No, that makes you Robb's fanboy thrice removed! Eric

I won't be able to make this one. But I figure I'll get on Tatsu soon enough. Hope you guys have fun! Eric

I'm only six years behind you! Happy birthday! Eric

^ Actually, there was. Read the entire thread c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y... What about "X" at SFMM? Why not...M? Or G? Eric

Pickles. How fast should you drive over speed bumps to avoid damaging your suspension system?

My office mate has a Beatles CD on, and right now it's Let it Be. Eric

I got an e-mail from the Mint---my 2006 proof set has been shipped to me! Eric

The old Busch Gardens in Van Nuys had two monorails. How many chocolate chip cookies should I bake tonight?

You probably mean Samsung, but, no, mine is an LG. Do you like ketchup?

I got on in 1971. I own! Eric

Yes. Would you write a check with a Sharpie?

^ Zaney's mad, but he still has a great little clip in his signature. Me? I'm just tired and diabetic. So no more TPR for me tonight. Eric

We saw an "Unfinished Furniture" store and thought that they sold tables with only three legs, chairs without arms, etc. It's after midnight; should I hit the hay for the night?