BarryH

Remember! Anyone that complains about the long delay between updates or lack of updates will make me post a picture of me in a Speedo. Complain more and you'll see a picture of me in a thong. For yours and everyone's sake, please don't complain anymore. Otherwise, the blind TPR population will increase.

People I'd expect to buy WWW Kent Beuscher/Adventure Parks Group- If anybody is a real life RCT story, it would probably be this guy. WWW is just like a RCT scenario! Oh, boy, send more Zamperla and Vekoma rides to WWW!

Since Mr. Johnston was born in 1962, he's 45 years old (emphasis on old).

You should have included "Westworld" too!

How about Mr. Small Penis? He'll win first place for sure!

You can buy your tickets from Knott's website for around $40. AAA has a discount for Knott's too.

I'd vote for Rock N Roller Coaster. It has a slightly different layout, but cooler than Florida's version. You start out with a corkscrew instead of two loops after the launch. Space Mountain and Indy Jones are pretty painful. I didn't really like Paris' BTMRR. Where's the trick track? I like Florida's a lot better. I haven't been on Crush yet. My 100th was Top Thrill Dragster. My 200th was Storm Runner. My 300th was Paris' Rock N Roller Coaster.

Great update! The TPR peeps have fun on the Spain trip and the Midwest trip may have fun too, but the mostest and bestest fun will be on the Japan trip! Please post more Big Mike photos. Otherwise, I really will post photos of me wearing a Speedo.

^Not only Robb is awesome, he's Red Dawn Awesome!

Guy's Speedo picture turns me on in an odd way.

The only person that wants to see me in a Speedo is Carnage. So it's confirmed what I've suspected... Carnage is messed up in the head and a weird ass!

^Of course it was Barry... ..Barry Wazoli

You asked for it... speedo%20me.bmp

It's the double quarter pounder for me. I thought I saw that McD's had a double Big Mac or something that looks like it will clog arteries.

If anyone else complains about the lack of updates, I'm posting a picture of me wearing a Speedo. Believe me, you don't want to see that! I know a lot of people are anxious to read updates about the TPR fun in Spain. Heck, I'm anxious too and excited to see an update! I do understand R&E are busy with the trip, guiding the TPR peeps around, taking care of KT, bathing and washing, and making passionate love in the hotel room. So I say ease off and let R&E post the updates when they can! *gets off soapbox*

Port Aventura was a Universal park many moons ago, so that's why it is awesome! Great photos! Furious Baco looks quite fun! I vote for Big Mike's photos. Bring it on, baby!

...much like Stitch's Great Escape.

^^You need to take Nicole on the Skooters at Knoebel's. If your knees aren't bruised after a session, it wasn't a good ride.

Great photos! The log flume photo with Robb in it made me LOL! If Carl, Casey, and I rode it, we'd all be decapitated!

Well, it is decided...I can't schedule it any other time, so I'm going to SFOG on a Saturday. I found a cheap flight in that day, but it doesn't arrive at ATL until 8:16 am. I'm not going to check in any luggage, so hopefully, I can pick up the rental car and arrive at SFOG before opening. I reserved the Gold Q-Bot. I also ordered a season pass online for $50! The website said it was $75, but when I went to order it online, it came out to $50. I'm even 300 miles away and I was able to buy the season pass ahead of time. Just two more questions: 1.) How far away is ATL from SFOG? 2.) Where do I get a season pass processed at SFOG? 3.) Where is Avis at the Atlanta airport? I remember flying into Atlanta way back in 2004 and I arrive at 7:30. I had enough time to get my luggage, pick up the rental car, eat at the Waffle House, and arrive at the front gates at around 9:15.

Even without me or Ryan, you guys still manage to have fun!

Also, all SUVs are closed and not running, pending investigation.

Happy birthday to you You live in a zoo You smell like a monkey And you look like one too!

I really hate flying. Every time I come out of the plane, I have a headache! The worst part of flying came during my return flight from the UK trip. The flight was about an hour late from London. I ended up missing my connecting flight in NYC and had to stay there overnight. The airline employees who rebooked me had a look on their faces like they smelled nasty farts. Other employees directed me to 4 different places when I tried to find my luggage. When I finally got on my return flight, some kid a few rows back took a dump in his pants and I could smell it for the entire flight. I was sick for a day! Man, flying doesn't scare me, but the people who fly do! I'd rather drive to get from point A to B, although that will be difficult during the Japan trip!

Great photos!