BarryH

Great photos! I have never heard of Zellwood, FL. I had to look it up on Google Maps and yep, just as I suspected, it was in the middle of nowhere! The maze looks like something my neice and nephew would enjoy. Personally, I'm still trying to make sense of all those ticket options. My brain hurts.

I hope the new show is interesting. The only thing I found distracting about the screens was looking at the dead pixels! So I wonder...how will the new show be parodied in "Sea Lions Tonight?"

I wonder what massive humidity does not Legos? So is a TPR trip to Malaysia in the works for, say, 2013?

Great photos! You should have bought the Muppets' "Old is better than Dead" t-shirt for Jeff Johnson!

I think I need to check out this campfire too. Hmmm...can a TPR invasion of the Ft. Wilderness campfire be in our future? It's odd, but Orlando strangely looks like Wisconsin for some reason. I think it's just me...

This place is like a car accident -- you know you shouldn't look, but you look anyway! I don't remember the Dr. Seuss classic, "How the Grinch Rocked Christmas."

Great photos! I got to do the behind the scenes coaster tour. So I wonder: who took the photos of you? Wonderpup? If so, he's a talented dog, much like Ren Hoek.

I would name the ride..."Holy S***!"

Hmm...if I'm not mistaken, there's also a Budweiser plant in Jacksonville too and they give tours. Hey, do the double tours of Sally Corp and the Bud plant! Then credit whore the Wacky Worm. It's a full day!

They better not mess with the Lady Gay!

^I wonder how much pot they smoked while designing the ride.

Will there be any coaster trains that transform into robots?

Cool photos! Also, while in Jacksonville, there's a credit at a water park in Jacksonville Beach. Yes, it is a 400 foot tall Intamin...no wait, it is in fact a Wacky Worm! I see Jeff Johnson got excited.

^Many people on YouTube make video comments like that too. It must be from watching all those videos of guys being kicked in their family jewels.

How about "the Dothan Dive" or the "Decatur Dive?"

Hmmm...her cat died and she is failing Calculus? It gets weirder every time I turn around. I mean, if you were to write a movie like this, no one would believe it's real!

^We can say the same thing about independent bookstores and mom and pop video rental stores.

You know, I like the name "Yellowhammer Falls." I would suggest submitting it!

I think it should be named "That Water Ride." Most guests will probably say, "Hey, let's ride that water ride!"

^"Splash Hunt" is a bad name. It makes me think we're hunting splashing rather than the splashing doing the hunting.

"Dive into Malaria Lake: The Ride" Edit: I thought Tidal Wave, but their swings already have that name. So what's famous in Alabama? I can only think of NASA. Yes, I thought of hillbillies too...sorry.

I see! At Aquatica, I didn't see your Green Lantern t-shirt. If I do a "Florida Unusual Adventure," I need to go to the comic book store for a Hal Jordan shirt.

One word... Aquatrax!

I just hope the park doesn't take out the Big Dipper to put in the new ride. The Big Dipper is a classic! If they do take the coaster out, we will need to make a "Save the Big Dipper" website and borrow a truck!

One word... Aquatrax!