BarryH

Time, Expired, Houdini, Athens... Four people who have never been in my kitchen! Whoo-hoo! Did I win something? Sorry, I thought of Cliff Clavin on "Jeopardy!" when I read this thread.

Yay, great photos! BTW, your tag should be "Yay!"

^I am strangely attracted to this photo.

I am anxiously awating "the ghetto festival of Christmas lights." Obviously, it's not at Disney.

So many excellent entries! It'll be hard to pick a winner! If it were my choice, a winner is YOU!

I rode Hades last year and it was very intense. I had to sit down after each ride because it was so intense! I didn't try the water park, as I forgot to pack my swim trunks. I also remember Mt. Olympus employed a lot of East Europeans. It's like they held a job fair at the Czech Republic!

Yay, these photos are so yay, yay!

^It looks like he's taking a dump in the first picture.

One of my best uses of Fast Pass was at the Magic Kingdom on July 4. When I told my friends that I was visiting there on Independence Day, most of them said, "Are you insane?" I was expecting huge crowds, but I was able to do pretty much all the rides except Astro Oribtor, Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse, the 3-D movie (the name escapes me now), and Tom Sawyer's Island. I got there at 7:30 am and left around 11:00 pm. My feet felt like two concrete blocks and my backpack felt like it was full of bricks. I followed 3 rules to avoid long lines: 1.) Arrive before opening and do the low capacity rides first (Dumbo, Tomorrowland Speedway). 2.) Always have a Fast Pass in hand. When the time arrives to obtain a new Fast Pass, get it before you use your current Fast Pass. 3.) When the park becomes hot and crowded take in the shows like Country Bear Jamboree or the Hall of Presidents (hey, July 4th is a good time for a civics lesson ). Just by doing these things, the longest line I stood in was 20 minutes for Pirates of the Caribbean. I was able to ride Big Thunder Mountain Railroad four times and Buzz Lightyear three times. And yes, I stayed awake in the Hall of Presidents.

Great photos! Out of all the Christmas stuff at Disney, I like the Osborn Family Lights the best. Funny, I always though the lights were based on Ozzy Osborne. I hope you find a ghetto Christmas decoration in town. The captions then would be most hilarious.

^Helping out Kat would be like working for Winn-Dixie. I did work for Winn-Dixie back in high school for a summer.

I'm not sure if Robb can help. For one, he doesn't own a truck... Seriously, Robb helping out Kat is like thinking about working for Winn-Dixie or Publix. Do you want to work for a grocery store that is at the top of their game (Publix) or do you want to work with ghetto supermarket (Winn-Dixie)?

^I was fully expecting a TPR trip to the relocated Big Dipper! It could have been included in Volume 8 of Roller Coasters in the RAW!

^Yeah baby!

Man, if there's one coaster I would want to save, it would be the Ozark Wildcat. I'd bring a hammer and a truck for it! I wonder if the church could open the park and name the coaster "Hades."

This made me ROTFL! These are obviously Disney fanboys who take the parks way too seriously.

^This is like those benches by Dollywood's Tennessee Tornado. There are signs by it that say do not stand on the benches, but I always see someone standing on the benches anyway.

When I saw this photo, the first thought was... "Terminator Elissa"

I think the guy with the alligator, rooster, and iguana takes the cake in weirdness. Why does some random stranger ask 3 other random strangers to look at his animals? I would think he wanted to ass rape me! BTW, I had to Google "motorboating." Now I am disturbed by the thought of what the kid did to his mom.

^I hope so. I'm not ready for a rousing game of "Where in the World is KidTums?"

^^I was going to surprise you.

In the 21st century, there are guy flight attendants too. I should make sure the airline books you on a flight with an all-male crew!

All I know is wherever Robb and Elissa are, they are having a copious amount of sex.

Just a random thought...isn't Robb and Elissa's wedding anniversary around this time? I remember they went to Vegas a few times. Maybe they are headed to somewhere romantic?

This part is true...but why did I post them? There is always a reason I post every picture and clue...even though it might not seem obvious as first...there is a method to my madness! It could be just madness. I wonder if we bribed Elissa's parents in Sarasota, would they tell us where Robb and Elissa are?