DarienLaker Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 Because Maryland is so close to Washington DC! Why didn't they relocate Opryland?
I305forever Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 Because that requires effort, and f*ck effort. Why the hell does everyone love DC so much?
Lameformer Posted January 8, 2016 Posted January 8, 2016 Because DC has dope monuments! Why does anyone want to live in Wyoming?
DarienLaker Posted January 8, 2016 Posted January 8, 2016 Because there nothing in Wyoming! Why doe nobody want to live in Alaska?
I305forever Posted January 8, 2016 Posted January 8, 2016 Because you'll have to live in an igloo and you'll die by getting eaten by a bear. Why the hell isn't pot legal yet?!
Midgetman82 Posted January 8, 2016 Posted January 8, 2016 Because politics. What is the meaning of life on Mars?
DoinItForTheFame Posted January 11, 2016 Posted January 11, 2016 To give Intamin a place to build coasters that are "out of this world." Why does winter have to be so cold??
cal1br3tto Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 You can thank the polar bear lobby for that. Why do so many people buy lottery tickets at stores that have already sold a winning ticket?
DarienLaker Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Because those people think that their luck would increase if they bought lottery tickets at stores that have already sold a winning ticket. Why can't we have nice things for Darien Lake?
I305forever Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 Cause f*ck you. Why is Donald Trump not a potato?
Diamondbacker27 Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 Because potatoes aren't racist. Why would someone want to win the powerball? You'll have thousands of people after you..
I305forever Posted January 14, 2016 Posted January 14, 2016 Cuz money, biyotch. How is Hillary Clinton so good at covering up the fact that she's a robot?
DarienLaker Posted February 9, 2016 Posted February 9, 2016 Because her husband, Bill Clinton was president! Why do have to eat at Dairy Queen ever time I go a dinner and movie event?
I love pie Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 Because her husband, Bill Clinton was president! Why do have to eat at Dairy Queen ever time I go a dinner and movie event? Because Netflix and Chill is too expensive. Why can't Florida get a giga?
oniealw Posted September 2, 2016 Posted September 2, 2016 Because Florida is too small and a Giga would be a "Tera"-ble thing to waste there. If girls are from Mars and boys are from Jupiter, is a Mime given the right to talk if they are arrested?
hesukaheadRBLX Posted September 2, 2016 Posted September 2, 2016 Yes, but he won't use it. Why is a tennis racket called a racket when it's mostly silent?
DarienLaker Posted September 3, 2016 Posted September 3, 2016 Because the sport of tennis is fun to play, but boring to watch! Why can't S&S build a suspended coaster the way Arrow used to without floorless trains?
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 Because S&S does not stand for Suspended Stuff. Why hasn't Cedar Point already RMCed Mean Streak?
DarienLaker Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 Because Cedar Point want to celebrated with a bonfire made with the wood from Mean Streak! Why hasn't Vekoma brought back their Illusion coaster model?
Henry M Posted September 12, 2016 Posted September 12, 2016 Because it was only an illusion of how good they could be. Why is there no airtime in the UK?
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted September 12, 2016 Posted September 12, 2016 Because there is no air in UK. Why am I in this thread?
Henry M Posted September 13, 2016 Posted September 13, 2016 Because there is no air in UK No Air hmm?
DarienLaker Posted September 13, 2016 Posted September 13, 2016 Why am I in this thread? Just for fun! Why Darien Lake no longer does a Halloween event?
Henry M Posted September 14, 2016 Posted September 14, 2016 For the same reason there is a coaster drought, they don't care. Why don't the smilies update?
TheCoasterKid211 Posted September 14, 2016 Posted September 14, 2016 Because they're too cool to be updated. Why do SLCs still suck with the new restraints?
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