MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 Because the sun needed a break. Why do people type in lolspeak when they have a full keyboard they can use?
Ace Of Spades Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 Kaus it mak thm teh ubar 1337!!!1!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...and it gives them more room for exclamation points. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Sheep-O-Matic Posted March 14, 2011 Posted March 14, 2011 Because they banks wouldn't look so great with limbs. Where can I get some good vino?
kcsteve Posted March 14, 2011 Posted March 14, 2011 Right here: http://www.bumwine.com/md2020.html Why do I know about MD 20/20?
ebl Posted March 15, 2011 Posted March 15, 2011 Because that was the original choice for your middle name. Your folks e-mailed Dan and put me in the cc: box. Why do we only use numbers and letters in our language, and not avatars, too?
JJ728 Posted March 15, 2011 Posted March 15, 2011 Because if you were handwriting, most people can't draw. Does a calculator powered by a combination of solar and battery power ever run out of battery?
Ace Of Spades Posted March 15, 2011 Posted March 15, 2011 Depends on the battery life. Along the same train of thought, is a perpetual motion device possible?
alilstronger Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 Possibly... it could be taffy... Why can't there be some sort of indoor amusement/water park in Baltimore so I do not have to be deprived of my love during off season?!
Sheep-O-Matic Posted March 25, 2011 Posted March 25, 2011 Beacause Baltimore doesn't have a lot of water buffalos. Does everyone have a baby kangaroo?
triggernel Posted March 25, 2011 Posted March 25, 2011 I don't think so; maybe it's just me? Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
imawesome1124 Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 Most likely. Who is she and what did she say?
XII Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 She is your mother and she's telling you to get off TPR and do more homework. Why do parks in RCT play better music than parks in real life?
MeMeMe Posted April 2, 2011 Posted April 2, 2011 Because video game designers have more spare time Why doesn't the sun set in the North?
Sheep-O-Matic Posted April 4, 2011 Posted April 4, 2011 Because it always sings the song of the south. How much is the doggy in the window?
accelerate Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 -$7. We'll pay you to take him. Sell your liver to...?
no_brain_er Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 Buy more vinyl. What time does the narwhal bacon?
accelerate Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 Badger ham...? Will the next word you say be no?
154bmag Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 No...Oh wait? People say un-dead to represent zombies...if un-dead technically means NOT DEAD, then aren't we all part of the un-dead
SoCalCoasters Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 ^Google has all the fake answers to your question. Did you just loose the game?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 DAMN YOU! What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
alilstronger Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 For it to float in the tub when you take a bath. How many licks does it take?
imawesome1124 Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 3 What happens when Pinochio says "My nose is about to grow"?
accelerate Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 His nose first doesn't grow, and because of that, it then grows. Deja vu?
154bmag Posted October 17, 2011 Posted October 17, 2011 Yes If hot dogs come in 10, why to buns come in 8?
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