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Chuck Norris needs noone to chuck wood. Instead, the wood chucks itself out of fear of being roundhouse kicked.

 

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck could chuck wood with Chuck Norris?

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You don't know it yet, but Chuck Norris has already killed you for that disrespectful remark.

 

How did we get on the subject of Chuck Norris?

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Using red and yellow encourages guests to buy more hamburgers and hot dogs by suggesting the typical condiments that people use with them.

 

Where is the best place to sit on a train?

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You give 'im a taste of his own medicine and say, "Looks like you're trying to speak English. Would you like some help?"

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

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Grab the wallet out of his back pocket and lay the chicken beside him.(or you can just take the wallet, he will never no, His dead)

 

If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?

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Because Arbys was having their "5 for 5" deal.

 

How did I have 60gb of space on my hard drive this morning and now I only have 1.03gb? (seriously wtf.)

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Because I brought it back from the dead, I did, I did.

 

Why do coupons always say that they have a value of 1/20 of a cent, even when they save you a buck or two on whatever you're buying?

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Isn't it in really small print? Do you know why it's in small print? No, So don't worry about it!

 

Why in the he!! is Kings Island selling Diamondback Peppermints?

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