ebl Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 It hunted you down and found out where you live. See, storms can be pretty selective... Why did China build a stadium that looked like a bird's nest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Because "Pig's Pin" was already taken as UCLA's Future Stadium. Why do all good things come to an end....a crash and burn end? -Tatum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Because insufficient postage will cause your letter to be returned. Why are trucks so much bigger than cars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Bigger tires. Silly bros We can't build this city alone? ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Umm, I'm not sure how I can anwer this question? Why is Titleist the #1 golfball? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 ^Because it's better than that big one at EPCOT. What does EPCOT have to do with cots? -tatum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 It's where Disney employees take their afternoon naps. Why did they decide that a phone would "ring" and not "buzz?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Because Bumblebees buzz and they didn't want people going around trying to pick up Bumblebees. Why is the British press complaining about Squaddies in jail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Because, secretly the Queen does everything else. Which country should be an honourary state of America? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woogle Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Don't know the answer to that one Why does coal turn white when burnt and other stuff turn black when burnt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Its turning to ash, which is whiteish-gray Why do people kill people to show that killing people is bad? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesissoocool Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Because they like going in circles. Why dose chmilo24 like disturbed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Because they are an alright band and he could listen to worse Why do fans have to be security checked before they come into my office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Why dose chmilo24 like disturbed? What kind of question is that ^Because no one likes an Alcoholic? Why is jamesissoocool a donkey enthusiast? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesissoocool Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Because donkeys rock my socks why does the metro in paris has tire on the trains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Because you get tired of riding them. Why are hours 60 minutes long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Because if they where 1 minute, we would all be dead. What noise does a wickle wackle make? --James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolliger&Mabillard Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 It continuously says "take that, take that" and "can't stop won't stop" in the same manner Puff Daddy does. Why does the fiscal year start in June? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalepi_Konei Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Because donkeys can't fly? A noob gets pwned by a falling tree and no one is around, does it still make a sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Yes How did the big bang occur? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalepi_Konei Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Your parents made you. Is Ike going to become a category 5 storm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Septic Peg says no.... or yes Is it just a puppet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 No it is also a muffin Why does my dog try to stab me with scissors when I sleep? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Because you keep feeding him dog food that's past its expiration date. Why is the world obsessed with speed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Because: The world is obsessed with Power Power = Money Money = Status Status = Expensive Cars Expensive Cars = Fast Cars Fast Cars = Speed Therefore the world is obsessed with Speed Who puts the Glad in Gladiator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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