coreyml Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 global warming why did they give me crutches w/ a 300# limit?
ebl Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 To make sure you don't join ACE!!! Why doesn't B&M build light rail trains?
downunder Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 Because B & M hypers are like riding on the subway. Why is the House of Commons in England full of snobby people?
Yankee cannonball Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 spongmonkey exactly where are the gates of hell?
downunder Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 Cleveland Greyhound Bus Station The money or the gun?
ebl Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 I'll take the gun. Then I can point it at you and demand the money! What's the best thing to do when you lock your keys in the car?
Rocket Rodder Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 Sing "Oops I did it again!" ( ) Why exactly do TOGO innocent looking coasters hurt SO much?
coreyml Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 b/c youre sleeping on a regular spring matress why cant optical mice just see what i want to click on so i dont have to move the mouse?
ebl Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 That has the next appointment with SFMM's "cruncher," aka The Machine That Ate Flashback, Sierra Twist, and Spin Out. If I'm broke, can I still write checks?
onewheeled999 Posted March 19, 2008 Posted March 19, 2008 King me. Who would win in a fight, the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters (or #2, I can't remember which) or Godzilla's son?
downunder Posted March 19, 2008 Posted March 19, 2008 Stay puff, Godzilla's son would bite him get such a bad sugar rush and all the additives and die. Why is rational thought and Pamla Anderson mutually exclusive?
Kennyweird Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Because I don't have enough insight to know what you're talking about. O RLY?
ebl Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Because Diana's chinchilla is gray. Why did Toyota stop making the MR-2?
sfotkid Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Cause I just bought a Paintball Gun called a MR-2, seriously Frogilicious?
nagro5 Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Yehs I kahn eed tgous. How old do you have to be to die of old age?
downunder Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 Old enough to not be able to ride coasters. Where's the beef?
ebl Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 Behind the broom. Is there a way of turning on a light from across the room?
downunder Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 Use the force, EBL, use the force. Where have all the good times gone?
thrillrideseeker Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 Ebay! Where are all the kittens? ~Matthew
HEADCHEEZ Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 Because the monkey took it! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?
downunder Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 A car hitting your box. Is a tampon commercial with a beaver (the animal) in it, bad taste?
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