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Pray Xenu will drop more Hydrogen bombs on us.

 

What will you do when you become a robot in 2012?

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He's really Satan. Just mix up the letters in his name...

 

Why did Kumba break down before I could ride it when I visited Busch Gardens in 2002?

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Captain Crunch! I do like chocolate better, but Count Chocula is just a Cocoa Puffs wannabe.

Who was the better boy band: N'Sync or Backstreet Boys?

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One takes eight letters to spell its name, and one only needs three.

 

If you mixed Coke from In-N-Out with Coke from Del Taco, would it still taste the same?

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Pay a man named Vinny in a suspicious trenchcoat, to "get even" with your predacesor, in which the person will somehow, unexplainably, get "food posioning" in which they will keel over, Vinny will then send a smaller Italian man to say the deed has been "taken care of" therefore leaving you a happy person.

 

Why do my Chocolate Chip cookies come out flat?

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Not enough chocolate chips. Thos suckers will fill a cookie up like nothing else. Nice answer, by the way.

 

Why is it that the pizza delivery man always comes late, but you never call him on it for the 10% discount... or whatever the deal is?

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