coreyml Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 global warming why did they give me crutches w/ a 300# limit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 To make sure you don't join ACE!!! Why doesn't B&M build light rail trains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Because B & M hypers are like riding on the subway. Why is the House of Commons in England full of snobby people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 spongmonkey exactly where are the gates of hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Cleveland Greyhound Bus Station The money or the gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 I'll take the gun. Then I can point it at you and demand the money! What's the best thing to do when you lock your keys in the car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Rodder Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Sing "Oops I did it again!" ( ) Why exactly do TOGO innocent looking coasters hurt SO much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coreyml Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 b/c youre sleeping on a regular spring matress why cant optical mice just see what i want to click on so i dont have to move the mouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 cuz it'd be really wierd. the blode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 That has the next appointment with SFMM's "cruncher," aka The Machine That Ate Flashback, Sierra Twist, and Spin Out. If I'm broke, can I still write checks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 King me. Who would win in a fight, the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters (or #2, I can't remember which) or Godzilla's son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Stay puff, Godzilla's son would bite him get such a bad sugar rush and all the additives and die. Why is rational thought and Pamla Anderson mutually exclusive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennyweird Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Because I don't have enough insight to know what you're talking about. O RLY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 No Way! Who's doing it wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.gumbo Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Both of you. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Because Diana's chinchilla is gray. Why did Toyota stop making the MR-2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfotkid Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Cause I just bought a Paintball Gun called a MR-2, seriously Frogilicious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 No, Dogilicious! kahn u eed tgous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nagro5 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Yehs I kahn eed tgous. How old do you have to be to die of old age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Old enough to not be able to ride coasters. Where's the beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Behind the broom. Is there a way of turning on a light from across the room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Use the force, EBL, use the force. Where have all the good times gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillrideseeker Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Ebay! Where are all the kittens? ~Matthew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEADCHEEZ Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Because the monkey took it! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 A car hitting your box. Is a tampon commercial with a beaver (the animal) in it, bad taste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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