downunder Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 mandell, wrote police academy movies. Will police academy be considered an existentialist masterpiece in France in 10 years (Jerry Lewis & tallone are cultral icons there)?
Yankee cannonball Posted December 28, 2007 Posted December 28, 2007 um...chest hair. THE CROTCH BONE'S CONNECTED TO WHAT?!?!?!?
ebl Posted December 28, 2007 Posted December 28, 2007 The butt kickin' bone! What should I do with Robob!tch, our wonderful co-worker?
Yankee cannonball Posted December 28, 2007 Posted December 28, 2007 one word my friend...Orangutang. FUGHBNIUFTTYIURTKJGBHKKKUSNBNIUNTNIUNBSH?
coasterguy4 Posted December 28, 2007 Posted December 28, 2007 In the new language of GHDKSKSBNW that means I like coasters. Waffles?
Zen Coaster Posted December 28, 2007 Posted December 28, 2007 Donkey! What must you know to be an auctioneer?
Manny In England Posted December 29, 2007 Posted December 29, 2007 The Periodic Table of course! How many credits are required to gain God-like powers?
ebl Posted December 29, 2007 Posted December 29, 2007 All of them---forward, backward, and naked! If bills are due, why don't some people pay theirs?
onewheeled999 Posted December 29, 2007 Posted December 29, 2007 Because penguins eat fish. Duh. Why aren't I asleep?
Yankee cannonball Posted December 29, 2007 Posted December 29, 2007 the same reason I'm not a sexy beast. How long will I slide? (tell me what song that's from and get a cookie)
RctInfinity Posted December 29, 2007 Posted December 29, 2007 -2 Hours. What's the best thing before sliced bread?
cobra_roll06 Posted December 29, 2007 Posted December 29, 2007 My Ex-Wife. Why did my Ex-Wife leave me for a goat?
ebl Posted December 30, 2007 Posted December 30, 2007 She needed someone to chew the cans with. Today, Diana drove us to the mall, but why did I have to drive her car home?
Yankee cannonball Posted December 30, 2007 Posted December 30, 2007 because she and britney trashed yours. cabbage is to telephone as desklamp is to ______?
astroworldfan1 Posted December 30, 2007 Posted December 30, 2007 Some Perverted guy. The way to make money and keep it is to
Vffreak07 Posted December 30, 2007 Posted December 30, 2007 Not Spend It. The only way the Vikings can win the superbowl is if _________________.
Yankee cannonball Posted December 30, 2007 Posted December 30, 2007 Elissa gets mohawk and yeti ball loses his lou credit Puka shell?
ebl Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 No thanks, I don't smoke. How much Diet Coke can I drink in one day?
Manny In England Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 Only as much as needed How long is a piece of string?
Vffreak07 Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 Look down your pants & measure. Rinse & Repeat. Calendars. . . Good or Evil?
Blue0ctane Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 Evil - they remind me of how life goes by simulatenously slow and fast. Favorite flavor of sunflower seeds?
pagemaster_b Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 Bend over and I'll show you. How do you get to Sesame Street?
Vffreak07 Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 3 letters. Google. How could Troy Williamson drop that pass?!
brilinjo Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 because he was checking out your girlfriend in the stand how is it that Bruce Willis has such a hot looking daughter in the last Die Hard movie (Die Hard 4.0 in Australia)?
Manny In England Posted January 1, 2008 Posted January 1, 2008 He kidnapped her. How old is Christopher Walken?
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