Manny In England Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Pot Bellied Elephant. Who is World Champion at Speed Envelope licking?
ebl Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 Look for the guy with paper cuts on his tongue. Why don't they make seven-speed manual transmissions for cars?
Manny In England Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 Because Morgan Freeman said No. What's your Least Favorite Adam Sandler film?
Team Thriller Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 The one he didn't play in. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
Manny In England Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 17 mph What is immune to John's Camera Of Doom?
ebl Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Thankfully, me in a Speedo. Believe me, that's the stuff nightmares are made of... Why do they call it "shoplifting?" You're not lifting the shop, y'know...
Pufferfish Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 Because your avatar is ugly. Why is it called a yard/garage sell when you aren't selling either?
ebl Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 It's a clever advertising trick to get people to your house to buy your junk! What makes soda fizzy?
onewheeled999 Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 Because Chuck Norris drinks Pepsi. Why didn't they play a SINGLE rock song at my Jr. High dance last night?
Adrenaline_Rush Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 Because Spongebob is made of rock Does my answer to the last question have any moral meaning or was it just pointless like the word schaboomehr!?
airforcekid Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 Yes becuase you are a full fledged retard! Yes or No?
Manny In England Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Not No. Why no Double Decker bars in America?
Superdasher Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Americans are too lazy to build them. What better way to test the stability of one's stomach than to ride Top Thrill Dragster immediately after eating a triple cone ice cream with chocolate/mint, strawberry, and cookies & cream?
Coasterlvr_nc Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 By riding a top spin 30 times in a row Red?
airforcekid Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Because B is for Barf E is for Egg V is for Vomit E is for more Eggs R is for Recycled Road Kill L is for Lima Beans Y is for Yuck Why did I take the time to do all of that?
Coasterlvr_nc Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 cause your bored....? why am i bothering to read these forums?
airforcekid Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 cause your bored...? Why did I just copy him?
onewheeled999 Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 Because you're at gunpoint and you either copy him or have to drink a gallon of pepsi. What is 2345379034590278405 x 35073297349057?
mindvirus Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 The answer is 82,260,176,276,429,077,488,230,094,214,085. ...Why is the front car of a roller coaster always bigger than the other cars if there is no engine or anything in there?
XII Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 Because I said so! What would happen if Jesus met Chuck Norris?
Zen Coaster Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 They would kick each other's asses, of course - then Jesus would concede power to Chuck! Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?
Cyber.Fiber Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 Your Mom! If you were a pastry, what type would you be?
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