gerd.muller Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Sliced Toilet-Tissues! Why does an alarm clock always ring 2 hours too early in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 ^Because you went to bed two hours too late the night before. Why is a "free" range chicken so expensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveC Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 ^The chicken is always expensive - it is the Range you cook it on that is free - usually hidden behind the check out though, you have to ask for it. Why don't we call sunglasses anti-sunglasses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerd.muller Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Because then we have to order "Depressiva-" instead of "Anti-Depressiva-Medication" at our Analysts desk! Why do fat people at McDonalds or BurgerKing or.... always order a Diet-Coke to their XXL-Meal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Because the No Cal drink justifies their High Cal meal. Balance. Yin and yang. Why isn't there a green monorail at Disneyland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pufferfish Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 It would make the other monorails envious. Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Because we listen too much to the late great George Carlin. Why can I remember a phone number I learned when I was like eight years old, but I cannot remember where I put my keys in a ten by twelve kitchen just minutes ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Because back when you were a kid, phone numbers only had two digits in them! Why did Walt Disney decide to build Disneyland in Anaheim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiSab Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 He needed "happiest place on Earth" to be true in some way, shape, or form. Why can't everyone just call it "pop" and be done with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Because if you called your mom "Pop," she'd pop you... Why is the rail gauge on North American railroads 56-1/2 inches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Because Americans can't convert meters to inches. Do vegans eat animal cookies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JF0216 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 ^ As long as there is no animal product in it, and if they don't eat it because of the animal shape, I gladly will If you can't trust yourself, can you trust anybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Yes because nobody in the world is named "Yourself." Why can't I think of a good "dumb" question right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Because you have a contagious brain disease that eats away any sign of creativity. Why does "finger puppets" sound just fine as a noun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JF0216 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 ^ Because it was born to be a noun... Why do people wear non matching socks but matching shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintballer Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 ^ Who wears non matching socks?? Why does he like the smell of Napalm in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Because He felt like it Why are the same people posting in this thread over and over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Because the more times they post, the more chocolate they get to eat! What does the "i" stand for in "iPhone," "iPod," etc.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Uh... The person owning the device... mePhone, mePod, meMac didn't sound right. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Why not? Is this cereal really as good as I think it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyblakbelt Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I have a comment, YES! Why do I expirience moments of Deja Vu (not the coaster) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Because you often come in contact with the Men in Black but don't remember it. ...and who do you think split the dogs head...in half...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJboy100 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 a mouse with a tomahawk. will rangas really go extint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 If they keep taking their baths in the mud, yeah, they'll stink all right... Why does the U.S. Mint keep changing our change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJboy100 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Cause they want to keep them minty fresh why are korny answers always great? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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