TheHulk Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 There is no seperate name, they just put an asterisk next to "ladybug" when talking about males. Why do people some times call pick up trucks "cars"?
chmilo24 Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Their Red-Necks Who is the real Slim Shady? --Chris
DiSab Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Dubya. Why doesn't water have any calories or taste?
Manny In England Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 It's liquid celery. If oranges are orange, what are bananas?
krosscoasters Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Toast. Why did they cancel George Lopez? (The show)
DiSab Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Because Carlos Mencia was jealous of all the money he made. Why is "y" only a vowel sometimes?
Jds03 Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Because W is a vowel when its not If a quesadilla could talk, would that be terrifying?
chmilo24 Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Not really, I don't eat them so it wouldn't insult me or anything. If grass could talk what would it say? --Chris
ebl Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 "GET OFF ME---I'M LAYING OUT!!!" What would happen if wood were as fragile as glass?
thrillrideseeker Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 We would not have any wooden coasters!! Do dark drinks like tea really stain your teeth? ~Matthew
TheBannedKid Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 No, your teeth were already stained. If you drove a particular route daily do you think you could do it with your eyes closed? (Assuming there are no cars on the road)
krosscoasters Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 No, because I'd still find a way to mess it up. Why am I Coaster-net's thread killer? (I want to give up my life of crime! )
chmilo24 Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Nobody likes you Why is the "R" in Toys "R" Us backwards? --Chris
JJboy100 Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 because five year old kids own the company. why does hairspray smell so bad but makes things look so good?
krosscoasters Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Because grapefruits aren't grapes. Why is wood brown?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Because that is the color nature picked. Why do people post on this thread?
chmilo24 Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 Because it answers all of lifes mysteries. Why is KnottsDisneyFarm so annoying by triple/quadruple posting? --Chris
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 Maybe its because im on at different times of the day. Ever think of that? Why do you have to criticize me?
ebl Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 Because your driveway doesn't have a foursquare court painted on it. Why aren't there peanut butter and jelly cups?
chmilo24 Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 Because the secret recipe got lost in the Chesapeake Bay What does the i in iPod stand for? --Chris
ebl Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 It's not really an i. It's one of those Spanish exclamation points at the beginning of a sentence. Why do they print $100 bills when hardly any stores will accept them?
cfc Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 So they can use up all the two-dollar bills in change for items that cost 98 bucks. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
ebl Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 We'll continue to do so until Congress establishes a system of National Parkways, thus forbidding vehicles to drive on them. And we have to park in driveways because before you get out of your car, you put the gearshif in Park, don't you? Why can't most restaurants offer both Pepsi and Coke products at the same time?
chmilo24 Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Because one is the loneliest number Why did they cancel "Rosie Live!" after just one episode? --Chris
xcastn0shad0wx Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Probably because it was a bad episode. If someone grew up with no human interaction, thus never learning any language, could that person think to oneself.
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