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The Ugliest Uniforms Ever...


Movieguy

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I'm not the world's biggest sports fan, but I never forget the look of the uniforms from the teams, especially the really ugly ones that have come along in the last few decades.

 

Here are my picks for some of the worst Uniforms of all time...

 

-The Houston Astros of the 70's and Early 80's...

-The Denver Nuggets of the 70's and 80's

-The Pittsburgh Pirates of the 70's

-The Washington Bullets of the 70's

-The Tampa Bay Bucs from 1976 to the Late 90's.

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Were they Pirates, or creamsicles?...

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Not the best way to use the American flag's colors.

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Looks like someone peed all over this Jersey

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Yuck!...that's all I can say

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Is there an uglier uniform out there?...

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When I speak of colleges I mean football

 

~Indianapolis Colts, Away

~University of Hawaii, home or away

~Cincinnati Bengals, home or away

~University of Miami....Pick a color and stick with it

~University of Texas, home or away

~Penn State, Away

 

Now guess what sport I most like to watch.

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Some bad hockey unis

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Okay, you and your buddies invent Trivial Pursuit. You get all this money so you buy a major Junior hockey team and you dress them in olive drab.

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Who thought that the Capt. Highliner logo was a good idea?

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The terrible Vancouver Canucks in the late 70s - early 80s

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All I have to say is hockey across the pond ( Europe ) is quite crazy with sponsering. You watch one of those hockey games and there not 1 inch of white ice. All you see is Ads for Skoda Auto and theres literally ads everywhere. On the bottoms of the doors, in the creases and even the red and blue lines and not to forget even the players skate blades. I find it unreal so here is a shirt from ( Europe ).

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Isnt that pretty :$

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Hahaha... when I read the title of this thread, the first thing I thought of was the jersey Carnage posted. However, I found this little gem the other day, and I think it is up there. No, this is not a photoshop.

 

 

Game over, we have a winner. That is utterly atricious.

 

If I had to make my break in hockey by weraing that uniform then I may have to consider a new profession.

 

And is that goalie a girl or does the uniform just make him look "gay"?

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Hahaha... when I read the title of this thread, the first thing I thought of was the jersey Carnage posted. However, I found this little gem the other day, and I think it is up there. No, this is not a photoshop.

 

 

Game over, we have a winner. That is utterly atricious.

 

If I had to make my break in hockey by weraing that uniform then I may have to consider a new profession.

 

And is that goalie a girl or does the uniform just make him look "gay"?

 

I dunno, but I think the guy in the middle is pretty cute

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Dude, the ugly handcuff uniform is for my hometown hockey team! I didn't even know until I looked really close at the logo on it.

 

The weird thing is that we're supposed to be the Quad-City Mallards. What does a cowboy uniform have to do with that? I have no idea.

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Well, the college I graduated from didn't have ugly uniforms but we were the SEAGULLS!! We should have had crappy uniforms to match such a wuss name for our schools teams.

 

I'll give anyone one whole Canadian dollar if they can figure out what college I graduated from. And it isn't in Canada.

 

Go GULLS!

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I'm speechless... and not in a good way. This is easily, hands down, the biggest sporting crime of the century!! This picture alone almost makes me regret I ever played this great game, AND comes oh so very close to making me consider never watching a sporting event ever again. The rest of the posted uniforms in this thread look like Armani suits compared to that hideous excuse for a hockey sweater.

 

 

 

Scott "alternate sweaters started this craptacular trend....thanks Gary Bettman!" B.

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^^Someone needs some sort-of drug-testing policy for those designers. Looks like something out of a cartoon book.

 

Some of the ones that stand-out for me:

 

1. Throwback jersey/uniforms in NFL. I still dont like the SD "powder blue" barf jerseys. I dislike the Bronco's uniforms and the Univ. of Oregon (how many variations do they f$#(@ need?) and Univ. of Miami-Hurricanes (NCAA-F). Even though I am a Cowboys fan (NFL), I actually loved the Redskins makeover uniforms when Steve Spurrier was coaching (I believe it was his 1st yr. and they changed the helmets/color-scheme, etc).

 

2. A couple of uniforms in Nascar were also gaudy. One that came to mind was that pink outfit that sponsored Shawna Robinson about 3-4 yrs. ago. They pit crew guys looked as if a gallon of Pepto Bismol exploded inside of their hauler-transporter. I couldn't even watch the race because they kept showing it so much.

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