M_Force_4_ever Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 touch my monkey. why does water taste watery?
AznShortBoi8021 Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 The taco has no cheese Why does your cat smell like ahir?
ebl Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 Because some people think that stop signs don't apply to them. What do you do you with your empty soda cans?
AznShortBoi8021 Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 The dog pees on the sofa. How many potatoes are in a lemon?
coasterfreak101 Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 9,182,304.37165 Escht van einger flehna ongen orgf ahj?
OldJJman Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 A butt plug. To turn on the light, why does the switch always go up?
DarkStitch626 Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 The light switch must be horny.. How the heck is Hades #1 for innovation in the Golden ticket awards?!
ebl Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 You need to change the turn signal fluid in your car before you go whippy-dipping down the road. If they close Florida, how much barbed wire would they need?
Hurricane Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 BUNNIES, BUNNIES IT MUST BE BUNNIES!!! Or Maybe Midgets!? Give me Something to sing about!
ats86 Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 UR A MIDGET!, sing about that can i have a mcflurry now? PLEASE.
AznShortBoi8021 Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 Question that isn't need question. How many pieces of ahir does it take to make an ahir pie?
niiicolaaah Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Crampon. What's the square root of pineapple?
SonOfBeastSucks Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Because Stars Hollow isn't a real town. Why do apartments cost so much in New York City?
ebl Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Sleeping on an anthill. Why are Disney monorail tracks made of concrete instead of steel?
sixflagsmagicmountain Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Monkeys eating bananas. Why do you crap in a toilet?
coasters 4 me Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Ghettoblaster. How do you measure the length of a swimming pool?
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