JamesMC Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 "The Quest" is a bar/grill about five miles from where I live. I have been there 4 times in six years. If Germans call their homeland "Deutchschland" why do we call it "Germany"? What do we know that they don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coaster mad Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Because my cat is white Why did 1 come before 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollermonkey Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Yeah! It's back! Why ask why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tömmioh Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Yeah, maybe I should try the new fatfree version of fried cabbage next time. Why do squirrels like lentil soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Because they worship Sharpees. Muffins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Because Cream Soda sucks. Have you ever eaten a piece of paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coaster mad Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 take a picture Why did we ask why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timetrial3141592 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Drywall, Lentil Soup, and Radioactive Material. Where can I find striped paint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollermonkey Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Garbanzo Beans. Why are Borg so pale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easytoremember Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 because you touch yourself at night. What do you think of that airline food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Because I said so. Did you see where I spilled my Invisible Ink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollermonkey Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 42 What is the capital of Nova Scotia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneymon Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 an i pod Do you like grapes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollermonkey Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Krakatoa Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Genesis: the band (when Phil Collins and Peter Gabriel were both still in it), not the chapter in the Bible. Would you like a new comforter for your bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Monkey If there was no muffins, would you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 If 7-Eleven was closed, it would be an "inconvenience" store. Who makes the best cheeseburger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 No, I couldn't stab the meatball with the fork in the road. Would you purchase an electric rocking chair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollermonkey Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Carrabba's sounds great, but it's awfully far... Where is the love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneymon Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 7-11 is my idol is 7-11 bettre than Idol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSLSM Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Only if the owners are from Canada Why do the Chokes excuse me, Cubs suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollermonkey Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Fortuitously: F-O-R-T-U-I-T-O-U-S-L-Y, Fortuitously If a tree falls down in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does anybody care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Only because a convection oven relies on forced air distribution rather than radiant heat like in a conventional oven. Why will a Priest bless your house when it won't go to heaven when it dies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippyTrick09 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Because the furniture will Who stole the cookies out of the cookie jar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixflagsmagicmountain Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Wal-Mart Can you kill two birds with one stone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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