GAME: Continue the Story!

[holyblakbelt]

...Chuck Norris and got kicked out of town for being an idiot

[thrillrideseeker]

...The town was so Glad he was gone they...

~Matthew

[texasgiantrules]

poured Gatorade all over Mr. ...

[asr]

Dick Kinzel, who then decided not to build a Cedar Fair park in the town because...

[CoastersNSich]

...roller coasters have been banned after a bad accident on one over 75 years ago. Mr. Kinzel instead decides to build a sports arena there called...

[asr]

Kinzel FieldArenaSportsPlaceStadiumOtronicAuditorium, which features a state of the art...

[CoastersNSich]

...system of escalators that change speed based upon usage, and automatically reverse when 3/4 of an event has taken place. Oh! and there will also be a monorail that will take patrons to...

[thrillrideseeker]

... Hell, where they...

~Matthew

[coasterlover420]

...will visit Six Flags.

They will then board an elevator which will take them to...

[thrillrideseeker]

... Ebay, where they will then...

~Matthew

[Masked_Maverick]

bid on Bea Arthurs old corset from the mid 1800's. This cause Terry Crews to immediately...

[SigENeaT]

...prompt me to look up who Terry is in Wikipedia. Ahh an Actor/Foosball star. Incidentally, it turns out Terry was also widely known in Italy for his skill of...

[Eric_Smith]

making boots for........

[IceDragon]

An Octopus. Suddenly Terry...

[Masked_Maverick]

Saw Mike Judge running after him with a script for Idiocracy 2 to which Terry immediatley knocked him out. Dick Kinzel saw this and decided to name a Coaster after him promtping Mark Shapiro to...

[CoastersNSich]

... name a coaster of his own after another Terry. Bradshaw. Yes, the one who was naked in Failure to Launch, which prompts Shapiro to hold a publicity stunt where all of the riders are wearing...

[thrillrideseeker]

... Pretty Blue Abercrombie paint splattered shirts! Which then led too...

~Matthew

[Masked_Maverick]

A massive revolt with 98% of the GP banning Six Flags for their awful taste in Clothing. Being upset wth this Kojima Yabuki decided too...

[asr]

Make me look him up on Wikipedia, but I found that he has no article on Wikipedia, so I flipped out, and John Wardley was thus inspired to come out of retirement to build...

[Ryan King]

Make me look him up on Wikipedia, but I found that he has no article on Wikipedia, so I flipped out, and John Wardley was thus inspired to come out of retirement to build...

 

a pink birdhouse with sprinkles on top...so John ran into the forest to hunt for...

[CoastersNSich]

...fat broads, who sports talk Andy Furman claims to have already found. He also sees Larry the Cable Guy taking a big dump in the woods. Appalled, he tells Larry to..

[JamesMC]

Wash hands twice before returning to work for personal safety and good hygiene practices. After he self-sanitized, a member of the studio audience presented him with a free "The Choice For Me Is E-Coli Free!" T-Shirt. Watching this on live TV at home though, a former roadie for the Black Sabbath 1976 roadcrew muttered to himself . . .

[CoasterNut17]

..."Oh dear god, I'll walk away right now." Meanwhile, Jeff Foxworthy came onto Larry's show as a guest star and...

[Masked_Maverick]

Was promptly bombarded by other people's failed attempts at "You might be a Redneck if" jokes. At that point Rick & Bubba appeared causing the person that was sitting in Maverick's control booth to...

[asr]

Launch the train before the restraints where secured, and everyone died, so Cedar Point tore Maverick down and replaced it with an AqauTrax, that also features Maverick's old heartline roll and...