asr Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 Concrete. So Tatsu was moved to Canobie Lake Park as "Screw the Locals, this ain't Alton Towers", and Riddler's Revenge moved to a ghetto parking lot fair as "Carnie: The Ride". However, Carnie: The Ride proceeded to...
socalMAN123 Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 explode into thousands of tiny pieces that hit Paul Reuben in the eye resulting in his man boobs to... ---Brent
Homer Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 fuse with Joe's quadboobs to form Super Mega Manboob Man!! Their first mission was to ride Infusion at BPB, in which the ride was given a...
America Sings Freak Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 a lot of food and everyone on it became an ACER and then....
Masked_Maverick Posted June 23, 2007 Posted June 23, 2007 That talked and was not named Babe but instead named Steve. This Pig,deciding that Six Flags Magic Mountain wasn't ghetto enough decided to...
asr Posted June 23, 2007 Posted June 23, 2007 Build a new themed area named "Zipper Country" which would have nothing but concrete and THIRTEEN ZIPPERS, but then out of nowher, came Chuck Norris...
asr Posted June 23, 2007 Posted June 23, 2007 But people realized ACEr jokes were funnier, and President of the United States Kieran Burke (Yes, the guy who ran Six Flags into the ground) announced his plans to...
texasgiantrules Posted June 24, 2007 Posted June 24, 2007 merge with McDonalds! After the first Ronald McDonaldland kiddie area was constructed in Magic Mountain, . . .
Tobias94 Posted June 24, 2007 Posted June 24, 2007 then they became zombies which became members of TPR.
texasgiantrules Posted June 24, 2007 Posted June 24, 2007 Meanwhile, in Iceland, Baron con CreditWhore started scheming...
asr Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 To change his name to the more correct "Baron VON Creditwhore" , and...
Myself Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 ...decided to fly to SFMM to attempt a kiddie coaster credit. On the plane...
asr Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 An amazingly bad crash happened, completly re-setting the time-space continuam. Robb, Elissa, and Derek are back at Knott's, in line for Xcelerator. However, now aware of the catastrophy that would cause the madness detailed over the past 77 pages, Derek convinced the Ride Ops to switch places with SFMM Ride Ops, and the following breakdown gave maintnence just enough time to fix problem that would result in this thread's events. After safely disembarking Xcellerator, Derek wanted to ride Sierra Sidewinder, so they got in line just behind a fat ACEr who was stuffing his face full of Tacos, but then...
texasgiantrules Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 He accidentally picked up Derek and devoured him in less than 2 seconds. Derek, trying to escape, frantically started . . .
asr Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 Singing Led Zeppelin songs. The ACEr roared in fear because...
Prowler Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 he realized his mint condition version of Kids Songs "Lets ride the roller coaster!" had just arrived at his P.O box. With derek still in his mouth he waddled quickly towards the front gate.
asr Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 But a zombie came and stole Derek! Derek asked where they where going, and the zombie said...
Tobias94 Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 Were going to TPR land where you can find beer rivers, Nicole clones and loops. And Derek said..
asr Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 "Sweet, lets go!", but the zombie said that it takes a voyage of 7 days and 7 nights to get there. Derek then asked "What's a Voyage?", and zombie...
texasgiantrules Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 lied and said it was a traditional dish of the Ganlahalan people. Derek then was scared so he ran off and bumped into TPR member . . .
asr Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 Lou. But then Nicole though Derek was cheating on her, but then YetiBall arrived and testified...
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