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...A bowl of pasta. Elissa then screamed "I LIKE MY PASTAM PLAIN YOUM IDIOT!!!!!" The cops then decided to use the ultiminte punishment on this trucker. Since they were out of lethal injections, they decided to...

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...That the only thing that was there,was an Pinfari with the most painful Togo trains ever!Meanwhile,Baron Whon Creditwhore was about to destroy Kingda Ka and then put an Vekoma in it`s place,but...

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Heard of him, because the ride was so rough it made Great American Scream Machine, Mean Streak, or Manhattan Express look like a B&M Hyper! After the ride op cleared the bloody pulp out of the train, the line emptied out, so I decided to ride because the line was so short...

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I call up Geico and switch to them, and by incredable coincidence, I land on my car. So I'm dead, but atleast my corpse can collect the insurance money and use it too...

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buy your grandmother a nice backscratcher. When she received her gift, she immediately hired Tom Cruise to do the job of scratching her back. When he reported for duty, he gleefully said...

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That he was going to start jumping up and down on the couch, but his long-lost evil twin brother Tim Cruise...

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They quickly found it was impossible to dig through the solid rock of the island, underneath the bay, and back to Ryan's home in Fresno with forks, so they wallowed in despair, until fellow prisoners Lord Voldemort and Baron Von Creditwhore came to them with an amazing idea...

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to escape the prison by breaking through the roof using rocket shoes. Well, the plan worked and they flew to Mars, where ET greeted them. Et then....

 

BTW, I think this thread should have sticky status by now.

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...decided he didn't want them there so while they were asleep he launched them off into space. They awoke to see them gliding closer and closer to the sun when...

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