XII Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 ...A bowl of pasta. Elissa then screamed "I LIKE MY PASTAM PLAIN YOUM IDIOT!!!!!" The cops then decided to use the ultiminte punishment on this trucker. Since they were out of lethal injections, they decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Just feed him Thunder Dolphin squid on a stick. He then barfed, but it wasn't the squid that disgusted him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 it was Michael Moore who did. When Michael Moore began to take off his shirt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Causing a nearby Whale Fisherman to scream "Whale Ho' thrusting a harpoon through Moore's chest. Then with great glee everyone shouted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 WHHHHYYYY EMM CEE AYY, then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterJunkie94 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 They went to Russia The Forbidden Land of no Amusments! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Because in Soviet Russia, Coaster rides you! Everyone was horrified... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtremecoaster Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 ...That the only thing that was there,was an Pinfari with the most painful Togo trains ever!Meanwhile,Baron Whon Creditwhore was about to destroy Kingda Ka and then put an Vekoma in it`s place,but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 ...Arrow came back to build the world's first 1000 foot coaster, which made Arrowfanman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Jump up and down with giddy joy. Then, he went on it and that's the last time we ever... ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Heard of him, because the ride was so rough it made Great American Scream Machine, Mean Streak, or Manhattan Express look like a B&M Hyper! After the ride op cleared the bloody pulp out of the train, the line emptied out, so I decided to ride because the line was so short... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 but you quickly realized this was the wrong decision. As your kidneys started to dematerialize . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 I undid the restraints and jumped, and only then did I realize... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 ...you were free-falling 1000 feet to the ground. You then thought about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airtime&Gravity Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 why you didn't spend 15 minutes to switch over to Geico(so what if it's auto insurance), so before you hit the ground you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 I call up Geico and switch to them, and by incredable coincidence, I land on my car. So I'm dead, but atleast my corpse can collect the insurance money and use it too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 buy your grandmother a nice backscratcher. When she received her gift, she immediately hired Tom Cruise to do the job of scratching her back. When he reported for duty, he gleefully said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 That he was going to start jumping up and down on the couch, but his long-lost evil twin brother Tim Cruise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 bagged them up and tied to a Kuka Robot Arm, where he mercilessly tortured them on the highest intensity level. To escape, Tom. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 ..took Grandma as a hostage and forced her to ride the merciless 1000 foot Arrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 custom multilooper. The damage was so horrible that Tom was arrested and sent to . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 ...Alcatraz, where he met Ryan (Ryanzilla) and they planned an escape route. Once they tried it out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asr Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 They quickly found it was impossible to dig through the solid rock of the island, underneath the bay, and back to Ryan's home in Fresno with forks, so they wallowed in despair, until fellow prisoners Lord Voldemort and Baron Von Creditwhore came to them with an amazing idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 to escape the prison by breaking through the roof using rocket shoes. Well, the plan worked and they flew to Mars, where ET greeted them. Et then.... Â BTW, I think this thread should have sticky status by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odene497 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 ...decided he didn't want them there so while they were asleep he launched them off into space. They awoke to see them gliding closer and closer to the sun when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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