XII Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 ...A bowl of pasta. Elissa then screamed "I LIKE MY PASTAM PLAIN YOUM IDIOT!!!!!" The cops then decided to use the ultiminte punishment on this trucker. Since they were out of lethal injections, they decided to...
asr Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Just feed him Thunder Dolphin squid on a stick. He then barfed, but it wasn't the squid that disgusted him...
Disney Dood Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 it was Michael Moore who did. When Michael Moore began to take off his shirt....
Masked_Maverick Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Causing a nearby Whale Fisherman to scream "Whale Ho' thrusting a harpoon through Moore's chest. Then with great glee everyone shouted...
coasterJunkie94 Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 They went to Russia The Forbidden Land of no Amusments!
asr Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 Because in Soviet Russia, Coaster rides you! Everyone was horrified...
Xtremecoaster Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 ...That the only thing that was there,was an Pinfari with the most painful Togo trains ever!Meanwhile,Baron Whon Creditwhore was about to destroy Kingda Ka and then put an Vekoma in it`s place,but...
CoasterNut17 Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 ...Arrow came back to build the world's first 1000 foot coaster, which made Arrowfanman...
socalMAN123 Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 Jump up and down with giddy joy. Then, he went on it and that's the last time we ever... ---Brent
asr Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 Heard of him, because the ride was so rough it made Great American Scream Machine, Mean Streak, or Manhattan Express look like a B&M Hyper! After the ride op cleared the bloody pulp out of the train, the line emptied out, so I decided to ride because the line was so short...
texasgiantrules Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 but you quickly realized this was the wrong decision. As your kidneys started to dematerialize . . .
asr Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 I undid the restraints and jumped, and only then did I realize...
CoasterNut17 Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 ...you were free-falling 1000 feet to the ground. You then thought about...
Airtime&Gravity Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 why you didn't spend 15 minutes to switch over to Geico(so what if it's auto insurance), so before you hit the ground you...
asr Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 I call up Geico and switch to them, and by incredable coincidence, I land on my car. So I'm dead, but atleast my corpse can collect the insurance money and use it too...
Disney Dood Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 buy your grandmother a nice backscratcher. When she received her gift, she immediately hired Tom Cruise to do the job of scratching her back. When he reported for duty, he gleefully said...
asr Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 That he was going to start jumping up and down on the couch, but his long-lost evil twin brother Tim Cruise...
texasgiantrules Posted July 24, 2007 Posted July 24, 2007 bagged them up and tied to a Kuka Robot Arm, where he mercilessly tortured them on the highest intensity level. To escape, Tom. . .
CoasterNut17 Posted July 25, 2007 Posted July 25, 2007 ..took Grandma as a hostage and forced her to ride the merciless 1000 foot Arrow...
texasgiantrules Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 custom multilooper. The damage was so horrible that Tom was arrested and sent to . . .
CoasterNut17 Posted July 27, 2007 Posted July 27, 2007 ...Alcatraz, where he met Ryan (Ryanzilla) and they planned an escape route. Once they tried it out...
asr Posted July 27, 2007 Posted July 27, 2007 They quickly found it was impossible to dig through the solid rock of the island, underneath the bay, and back to Ryan's home in Fresno with forks, so they wallowed in despair, until fellow prisoners Lord Voldemort and Baron Von Creditwhore came to them with an amazing idea...
Disney Dood Posted July 27, 2007 Posted July 27, 2007 to escape the prison by breaking through the roof using rocket shoes. Well, the plan worked and they flew to Mars, where ET greeted them. Et then.... Â BTW, I think this thread should have sticky status by now.
odene497 Posted July 27, 2007 Posted July 27, 2007 ...decided he didn't want them there so while they were asleep he launched them off into space. They awoke to see them gliding closer and closer to the sun when...
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