GAME: Continue the Story!

[Sunfire]

stabbing the Disney Channel people for offering him a part in High School Musical 3. He screamed, "HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT THAT I HATE THIS JOB?" Bowling Pin was devistated. He loved HSM and Zac Efron. Then

[Splash_Mountain]

Amanda Bynes and Nikki Blonsky came out of Wardrobe, and said Bowling Pin? Which made the bowling pin turn around and...

[Dorneypark_fan]

Getting fired and signing on to a movie about

[texasgiantrules]

the hard life of being inanimate. The movie also starred a Slovakian camera phone, who previously belonged to. . .

[asr]

Micheal Jackson, who had frequently molested it. After realizing the emotionally scarred phone was not able to act in the movie, the director sent it away to...

[texasgiantrules]

Malibu Promises Rehab Center, where it chatted away with Lindsey Lohan who had recently gotten arrested for. . .

[Team Thriller]

saying that she loved pizza hut to a police officer, who likes Binger King better, and wants to...

[texasgiantrules]

establish a chain of in-park restaurants. He starts his chain in. . .

[Manny In England]

Communist Russia, but Joseph Stalin thinks that...

[asr]

Communist Russia, but Joseph Stalin thinks that...

 

Theme parks shouldn't be allowed in a communist country because they are privatly owned. However, Dick Kinzel, a fellow communist, then agreed to move every Cedar Fair park (except Geauga Lake and Michigan's Adventure, because noone wanted them) to locations around Russia, and place them under goverment control. However, this plot point is un-important, because Six Flags then bought MiA and Geuga, and re-themed them after the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, causing a huge outcry from...

[texasgiantrules]

The Central Rwandan Anime Peoples(CRAP) CRAP thought the themeing wouldnt live up to the standards of their beloved anime so they started their rampage by taking out all the remaining GL coasters, starting with. . .

[asr]

Dominator, which had been turned into a 2 MPH powered coaster themed to everything emo and sad. The ride featured speakers in the seats that give you statistics and information about death, as well as a information about the depression the creator of the show suffered from. At this point, a member of the website Geauga Lake Today became fed up with how Six Flags was treating his home park. He formed the "Union of Geauga Lake Fanboys and Fangirls" (the UoGLFaF (pronounced U-OH-GLA-FAF)) and led an attack against the forces of the Central Rwandan Anime Peoples.

 

All the while, Mark Shapiro was on a date with Paris Hilton, and to make it a double date, phoned up a friend from college and his girlfriend, Lindsey Lohan, who had recently broken out of the rehab center. However, when te man arrived, it turned out it was Kieran Burke! The two began fighting, and in anger Shapiro quickly reached for the...

[Manny In England]

Conveniently placed scorpion. However startled by the fighting its convenience ended as it.....

[texasgiantrules]

stuck its stinger into Paris's boob, causing it to redden and swell until it became the size of a small child. Tinkerbell flew by and accidentally sprinkled some pixie dust oni it, causing the boob to lift Paris in the air and drop her down right on top of. . .

[Dorneypark_fan]

The Empire state building where she

[Manny In England]

Was taken hostage by some tourists from Istanbul who then.....

[texasgiantrules]

tied her to the top of Hagia Sofia for all the Istanbul-ians to see. They thought she was uglifying the city, so they gave her as a present to the embassy of. . .

[Giovanolafan]

Iraq! when they finaly caught Osama Bin Laden and rubbed....

[texasgiantrules]

salsa and tabasco sauce on his upper lip until he said. . .

[Manny In England]

"I love America" he continued to refuse despite all manner of hot sauces being "introduced" to him. So his captors......

[Dorneypark_fan]

Made him ride A Small World Afterall for ten hours straight after that he...

[JamesMC]

Decided to join the cast of "Joanie Loves Chachi" The Musical ON ICE- but was summarily rejected because most of the people in the audience didn't 'buy' his performance in his Fonz cameo. Meanwhile, the Deeply Tanned Albino Man wrote an entry in his journal (because men don't keep diaries . . .)about Kid Tums stating that when she gets older she should . . .

[Manny In England]

Rule the World, however the position of Supreme Overlord of Earth is soon to be snatched by.....

[Dorneypark_fan]

Paris Hilton and she declares ...

[JamesMC]

Independence from England and the Monarchy. However, having been born an American on American soil and thusly rightfully being already free from those bonds, her PR man told her to 'downplay' the incident and stop throwing tea-bags in her toilet during media spots.

 

Meanwhile Six Flags Magic Mountain decided to purchase Deja Vu from Six Flags Over Georgia and place it on the former location of Psyclone. Mark Shapiro's comment on the purchase was thus: "It'll be a great play on the concept of Deja Vu to not only have one, but two of them at our park. Don't worry, neither one of them will operate normally, but we are thinking of turning the Deja II coasters train around to run backwards".