thrillrider Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Ok, first the sex theme park now this. http://www.simplemost.com/wine-amusement-park-exists-make-adult-dreams-come-true/?partner=scripps&partner-sub=WXYZ&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=partner&utm_campaign=scripps&utm_content=WXYZ The park will also have rides. I can't imagine how that's going to work out for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 And all about WINE?... Sold! I'm in! (In a few years or so...) Well, there's got to be some kind of Wine Flume Ride there, yes? No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I'm sold!!! Why can't America ever get amazing things like this?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillrider Posted May 28, 2016 Author Share Posted May 28, 2016 And all about WINE?... Sold! I'm in! (In a few years or so...) Well, there's got to be some kind of Wine Flume Ride there, yes? No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianparkfan Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 And all about WINE?... Sold! I'm in! (In a few years or so...) Well, there's got to be some kind of Wine Flume Ride there, yes? No? Sold!! #WineFlume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 "We are on a Wine Flume, we are on a Wine Flume..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I'm sold!!! Why can't America ever get amazing things like this?? Well, there have been a few parks started by breweries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philrad71 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Why not just combine the wine park and sex park and call it Ancient Rome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerstlaueringvar Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 (edited) "Tiday I wemt to s wune theled psrk" will be the beginning of my TR. Edited May 29, 2016 by gerstlaueringvar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry M Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 This park looks awful. I mean, how can a wine themed building, which is all about wine, but also rides be a success. It is such a juxtaposition between posh and fun. These two things should be kept separate and never combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philrad71 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 ^I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it might be a success just because it's smack dab in the heart of wine country. I'm not a wine connoisseur by any means, but if they had a wine themed boat/log ride or a coaster themed to grapes, I'd certainly check it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBrylczyk Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Why not just combine the wine park and sex park and call it Ancient Rome? Caligula's Fun Palace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcoastermark Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Oh gawd, I saw the full length uncut version of that movie at a theater back in the 90's and still have nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wily J Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 But what would a wine flume ride be like. . . ON THE MOON!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 ^ You have a reservation to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wily J Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 No. But I would go to a wine-themed park in France. If I had the money. Which I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDG Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 (edited) Even though this new "park" is just a museum and not an actual theme park, wine-themed rides aren't anything new: Tripsdrill has its own winery, and has a wine museum (with tasting) and a wine-themed ride. PortAventura's Furius Baco is themed to a wine-maker who is looking for people to test his "grape-picking invention". Baco is Spanish for Bacchus, the Roman god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine. Nigloland is in the middle of the Champagne-region and promotes a number of local vineyards on its website: Vineyards as seen from the park's ferris wheel: Holiday Park is located in the Riesling-region. Nothing wine-themed here, but there is "Germany's largest wine barrel" on display: And I guess Ratatouille at the Walt Disney Studios kind of qualifies too, no? Edited May 30, 2016 by BDG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 You can never have too many wine-themed rides. Me and my free wine glass (having drunk the wine) at the Vinarium in Tripsdrill. TPR 2008 Europe Tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wily J Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 They need to make a boat ride through a vineyard where you can drink wine while you ride it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 "We are on a wine flume, We are on a wine flume - Goin' through a Vineyard, Goin' thru a Vineyard..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wily J Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 "We are on a wine flume, We are on a wine flume - Goin' through a Vineyard, Goin' thru a Vineyard..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 "We are on a wine flume, We are on a wine flume - Goin' through a Vineyard, Goin' thru a Vineyard. C'est Fantastique! ~ Et Magnifique! We are on a wine flume, We are on a wine flume..." Fix... Finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcoastermark Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 BDG, you just caused me to, um want to go there more than I can express here on tpr. that looks beyond wonderful words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 ^ The Wine Barrel Ride is especially silly and fun. And the family coaster is freakishly close to all the landscaping AND the ground as well. Slightly scary - but fun to ride, too. Yes, after a few wines at the Vinarium, one goes on the spinning Wine Barrel Ride immediately! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (o; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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