Wine themed amusement park opens next week.

[thrillrider]

Ok, first the sex theme park now this.

http://www.simplemost.com/wine-amusement-park-exists-make-adult-dreams-come-true/?partner=scripps&partner-sub=WXYZ&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=partner&utm_campaign=scripps&utm_content=WXYZ

 

The park will also have rides. I can't imagine how that's going to work out for them.

[Nrthwnd]

And all about WINE?...

 

Sold! I'm in! (In a few years or so...)

 

Well, there's got to be some kind of Wine Flume Ride there, yes? No?

[DoinItForTheFame]

I'm sold!!!

 

Why can't America ever get amazing things like this??

[thrillrider]

And all about WINE?...

 

Sold! I'm in! (In a few years or so...)

 

Well, there's got to be some kind of Wine Flume Ride there, yes? No?

 

[canadianparkfan]

And all about WINE?...

 

Sold! I'm in! (In a few years or so...)

 

Well, there's got to be some kind of Wine Flume Ride there, yes? No?

Sold!!

#WineFlume

[SharkTums]

"We are on a Wine Flume, we are on a Wine Flume..."

[cfc]

I'm sold!!!

 

Why can't America ever get amazing things like this??

 

Well, there have been a few parks started by breweries.

[Philrad71]

Why not just combine the wine park and sex park and call it Ancient Rome?

[gerstlaueringvar]

"Tiday I wemt to s wune theled psrk" will be the beginning of my TR.

Edited May 29, 2016 by gerstlaueringvar

[Henry M]

This park looks awful. I mean, how can a wine themed building, which is all about wine, but also rides be a success. It is such a juxtaposition between posh and fun. These two things should be kept separate and never combined.

[Philrad71]

^I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it might be a success just because it's smack dab in the heart of wine country.

 

I'm not a wine connoisseur by any means, but if they had a wine themed boat/log ride or a coaster themed to grapes, I'd certainly check it out!

[KBrylczyk]

Why not just combine the wine park and sex park and call it Ancient Rome?

 

Caligula's Fun Palace.

[djcoastermark]

Oh gawd, I saw the full length uncut version of that movie at a theater back in the 90's and still have nightmares.

[Wily J]

But what would a wine flume ride be like. . . ON THE MOON!????

 

 

[Nrthwnd]

^ You have a reservation to go?

[Wily J]

No.

 

But I would go to a wine-themed park in France.

 

If I had the money.

 

Which I don't.

[BDG]

Even though this new "park" is just a museum and not an actual theme park, wine-themed rides aren't anything new:

 

 

Tripsdrill has its own winery, and has a wine museum (with tasting) and a wine-themed ride.

 

 

 

 

 

 

PortAventura's Furius Baco is themed to a wine-maker who is looking for people to test his "grape-picking invention".

Baco is Spanish for Bacchus, the Roman god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine.

 

 

 

 

Nigloland is in the middle of the Champagne-region and promotes a number of local vineyards on its website:

Vineyards as seen from the park's ferris wheel:

 

 

 

Holiday Park is located in the Riesling-region.

Nothing wine-themed here, but there is "Germany's largest wine barrel" on display:

 

 

 

And I guess Ratatouille at the Walt Disney Studios kind of qualifies too, no?

 

 

 

Edited May 30, 2016 by BDG

[Nrthwnd]

You can never have too many wine-themed rides.

 

Me and my free wine glass (having drunk the wine) at the Vinarium in Tripsdrill. TPR 2008 Europe Tour.

[Wily J]

They need to make a boat ride through a vineyard where you can drink wine while you ride it.

[Nrthwnd]

"We are on a wine flume, We are on a wine flume -

Goin' through a Vineyard, Goin' thru a Vineyard..."

 

[Wily J]

"We are on a wine flume, We are on a wine flume -

Goin' through a Vineyard, Goin' thru a Vineyard..."

 

 

 

 

[Nrthwnd]

"We are on a wine flume, We are on a wine flume -

Goin' through a Vineyard, Goin' thru a Vineyard.

C'est Fantastique! ~ Et Magnifique!

We are on a wine flume, We are on a wine flume..."

 

Fix... Finished.

[djcoastermark]

BDG, you just caused me to, um want to go there more than I can express here on tpr. that looks beyond wonderful words.

[Nrthwnd]

^ The Wine Barrel Ride is especially silly and fun.

 

And the family coaster is freakishly close to all the landscaping

AND the ground as well. Slightly scary - but fun to ride, too.

Yes, after a few wines at the Vinarium, one goes on the spinning Wine Barrel Ride immediately!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (o;

[djcoastermark]