Worst Theme Park Ideas

[SFNE Fan]

Vinesauce Joel Land with rides like Swan Dive, an Intamin Reverse Freefall with swan boat cars that derail at the top, Popo, a ridiculously fast Launched Schwarzkopf coaster, Free Pizza poisoned with C4s, a "maze" called Don't Get Lost, and a racist bumper car ride with oriental music called The Asian Driver Experience where the ride operator says "Oh Herro, you want to ride the bumpah cah?"

Oh, there are a few you forgot about: Succ, a train ride with hypercoaster cars, F*ck, an Intamin Giga coaster that goes really fast and has lots of helixes, and The Pukeathon, a Schwarzkopf Launched Coaster that twists and derails

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

A theme park where they rebuild Son Of Beast and give it an RMC T-Rex track.

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Oh wait! I'm in the wrong thread!

[ImOnABoat]

Pinfari Land

'nuff said

[ericthewanderer]

Any park outside of Japan building a TOGO coaster.

[Nrthwnd]

Rides and attractions based on Game of Thrones.

 

Or The Hunger Games.

 

No, wait.

 

Strike that last suggestion.

 

(I "hear" it's already happening.)

[TheCoasterKid211]

Rides and attractions based on Game of Thrones.

You're in the wrong thread, buddy. I want that.

[I305forever]

^ Watch out. You might end up like Ned if you're not careful. So please. Keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times.

[Nrthwnd]

^ Watch out. You might end up like Ned if you're not careful. So please. Keep your hands and feet and head inside the car at all times.

 

Fixed.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Worst Theme Park Ideas:

 

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Worst Theme Park Ideas:

 

 

"Everyone is complaining about Ninja being rough! What should we do?"

 

"Blind them with a gimmick"

[Pirate]

I love how they're looking at the camera yet they can't see it because of the headset.

[DoinItForTheFame]

"Everyone is complaining about Ninja being rough! What should we do?"

 

"Blind them with a gimmick"

 

Right?! It was awful!! #NeverAgain

[TheAmericanKnight]

Underwater theme park including underwater roller coasters

[Henry M]

Inverted free fall drop ride.

[DarienLaker]

A roller coaster named "Euthanasia"

[ThrillDude200]

I'm back!

 

A clone of Magic Mountain.......in North Korea.

[sam345]

A park with only vekoma SLCs

[Angle O. Descent]

Let's put a Vekoma SLC in a park that already has a B&M Batman Invert! Or, we could but a Vekoma Giant Inverted Boomerang RIGHT BESIDE a regular Vekoma Boomerang! Oh, wait...

[Voyager6442]

A theme park that is open to the public fewer than 7 days a year.

[ThrillDude200]

How about it's open for only 1 nanosecond and then it closes for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 eons?

[djackson]

A theme park that is open to the public fewer than 7 days a year.

 

This is already a thing. There is a small park with two decent rollercoasters in Ohio called Stricker's Grove that is open to the public 4 days a year.

[Voyager6442]

How about it's open for only 1 nanosecond and then it closes for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 eons?

 

This is the best worst idea I've seen. Numbers always make a post better!

[DoinItForTheFame]

How about it's open for only 1 nanosecond and then it closes for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 eons?

 

Soooo, Lightning Rod?

[DarienLaker]

A park that charges you for everything including rides, entertainment, and parking.

[Nrthwnd]

A theme park that is open to the public fewer than 7 days a year.

 

This is already a thing. There is a small park with two decent rollercoasters in Ohio called Stricker's Grove that is open to the public 4 days a year.

 

Which four days? Lemme me make a note of that.