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  • 2 weeks later...
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To make it worse, your favorite coaster is removed to make room for a new stand-up coaster.

 

Michigan's Adventure builds a new hyper-coaster.

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To make it worse, your Gamecube dies shorty after you've beaten Super Mario Sunshine!

 

Kings Island is getting an RMC remake of Son of Beast!

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To make it worse, they would never have Banshee and Son of Beast would have been in the park longer than it was.

 

Chick-fil-a is now open on Sundays.

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To make it worse, they would never have Banshee and Son of Beast would have been in the park longer than it was.

 

Chick-fil-a is now open on Sundays.

 

To make it worse, It's closed Monday through Saturday

 

There's a Channel Tunnel that can go from NYC to Spain in 4 hours

  • 2 weeks later...
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To make it worse the transportation system is a launched train... And the people who built the launch are the same ones who built the launch for Lightning Rod... so the transportation never actually opens.

 

Cedar Point decides to build a coaster taller, faster, and longer than Top Thrill Dragster.

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To make it worse, the coaster is a clone of top thrill dragster, but taller faster and longer, and is built around top thrill dragster

 

B&M makes a 400 ft+ coaster

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Granted. But for the entire first season it is closed because the chain is to heavy and keeps snapping. The second season it is closed because the wheels over heat. So, basically it never opens.

 

Dollywood replaces LR's launch with a lift.

  • 4 months later...
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To make it worse, you've got a massive essay due by midnight!

 

Six Flags America is running one train on Ragin' Cajun.

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To make it worse, you also face-planted in said rain puddle.

 

None of my group project members showed up for our meeting yesterday.

  • 2 weeks later...
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To make it worse you will live in the hospital for the rest of your life. Never getting to visit an amusement park again.

 

Six Flag is buying Cedar Point.

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To make it worse, Millennium Force is being renamed "Goliath" and TTD is receiving OTSRs.

 

Cedar Fair is reopening Geauga Lake.

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To make it worse, everyone starts a riot saying that the Meijer store was better, because all Geauga Lake is nowadays is...well, a lake.

 

I wish the war would end between the Meijers fans and the coaster enthusiasts.

  • 2 weeks later...
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To make it worse it causes a new more powerful war between coaster enthusiasts and PETA members... because. SeaWorld.

 

Cedar Fair is going to buy every theme park in the world.

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