blk_mamba Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 "Hey, want a free Cedar Fair Platinum Pass with the Dining Option?! Lets go to Kings Island and make it happen" <--- how I'd like to be asked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterbill Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Step 1: King's IslandStep 2: Hookers Step 3: Blow Step 4: Step 5: PROFIT!!! Seriously though just ask... what do you have to lose? I don't really get why this is a big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBrylczyk Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Step 1: King's IslandStep 2: Hookers Step 3: Blow Step 4: Step 5: PROFIT!!! I mean, let's be honest here. Hookers and blow aren't that hard to come by in Cincy. Good looking hookers, however, are another matter altogether. Ya gotta have standards, which is why I dabble exclusively in high-end escort services. That's how I met Alexxxis. Her friend, Cinnamon, was also quite the catch. One night I was feeling particularly squirrely and I got Alexxxis, Cinnamon, and their pimpette, Miss Trix, to join me in the champagne room. The rest, as they say, is history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianparkfan Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Step 1: King's IslandStep 2: Hookers Step 3: Blow Step 4: Step 5: PROFIT!!! Seriously though just ask... what do you have to lose? I don't really get why this is a big deal. The "big deal" is that the person who started this thread is being considered a: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vf5ZxX6qc8 "Rollercoaster weirdo" for doing so... By OTHER "Rollercoaster weirdos"! ... A weirdo among weirdos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBru Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 "Hey sexy, you wanna go for a ride tonight? " "At Kings Island, I mean." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianparkfan Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilltopper39 Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Don't forget to tell him/her about Skyline, the cheese coneys will get em every time........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canobie Coaster Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 If only they still had Son of Beast... Guilt trip them by telling them you are going to mourn a great loss. And when I say a great loss, I mean it's great that Son of Beast closed. And when I say mourn, I mean ride Banshee all day and be thankful the park removed that wretched old coaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterbill Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Honest question: How old are you? I'm wondering this too honestly. If this post is coming from an 18 year old then it's hilarious and I hope this thread goes on for days but I'm pretty sure the original poster is about 8 years old and then I might give legitimate advice. Lol I'm torn here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirkFunk Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Honest question: How old are you? I'm wondering this too honestly. If this post is coming from an 18 year old then it's hilarious and I hope this thread goes on for days but I'm pretty sure the original poster is about 8 years old and then I might give legitimate advice. Lol I'm torn here... If they're 18, holy shit, they're BAH GAWD KING HES EMOTIONALLY BROKEN IN HALF. If he's 8, its more like "Son, you need to lurk & learn for a solid 6-7 years before you get back into web forums with adults." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsMe Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Step 1: King's IslandStep 2: Hookers Step 3: Blow Step 4: Step 5: PROFIT!!! I mean, let's be honest here. Hookers and blow aren't that hard to come by in Cincy. Good looking hookers, however, are another matter altogether. Ya gotta have standards, which is why I dabble exclusively in high-end escort services. That's how I met Alexxxis. Her friend, Cinnamon, was also quite the catch. One night I was feeling particularly squirrely and I got Alexxxis, Cinnamon, and their pimpette, Miss Trix, to join me in the champagne room. The rest, as they say, is history. That is priceless. If you are a girl and asking a male friend, just flash a bit of thong when asking. The otherway around, well don't flash, just ask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianparkfan Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) Honest question: How old are you? I'm wondering this too honestly. If this post is coming from an 18 year old then it's hilarious and I hope this thread goes on for days but I'm pretty sure the original poster is about 8 years old and then I might give legitimate advice. Lol I'm torn here... I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the original poster is 17 or 18. When I was in highschool a few years back, some of the people who would be considered "video game nerds", "anime geeks" and "fantasy weirdos", seemed to have virtually no social skills, and no concept of how to interact with other people. These people were part of what many may see as a nerdy, yet still somewhat "mainstream" group... They at least had a few friends in their circle to relate to. For the original poster though, I highly doubt there's any fellow coaster enthusiasts to relate to. Edited January 22, 2016 by canadianparkfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdcon Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Also, don't forget to ask your mom for a ride. that might be tougher than asking a friend to go with you. she might need to take some time off work, so make sure you give her at least a couple days notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianparkfan Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 ^They could always get a ride with a friend or take a bus. Don't have a car myself, and I've been going to parks this way the past few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masquerade Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Give them a Hot Cosby and make sure they're out cold until you hit the faux-Eiffel Tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterbill Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Give them a Hot Cosby and make sure they're out cold until you hit the faux-Eiffel Tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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