zaneymon Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Homer: I'm whizzing with the door open. And I love it!
Tobias94 Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Homer: Aaarggh.. They are dogs, and they are playing poker.
Disney Dood Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 "Did we break the record yet?" "Not yet, we have to count to three Mississippi! One Mississippi..... Two Mississippi..... "Ew gross! You're touching me!" (Human pyramid falls over)
Rusty Nail Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 Homer- To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to all of life's problems!
dino Posted April 14, 2007 Posted April 14, 2007 Homer- Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that ... building ... thingie ... where our beds and TV ... is.
bigstevet07 Posted April 17, 2007 Posted April 17, 2007 Off my favorite episode "The Shinning" Homer: No TV, no beer make Homer something something Can't remember this epidose, I think its the one where he pretends to be homeless Homer: Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you (he just sits there and says nothing afterwards) Let's not forget the one on my avatar.
CoastersNSich Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!" - Sherri or Terri from "Das Bus"
bigstevet07 Posted May 8, 2007 Posted May 8, 2007 Off of last Sundays episode: Homer: Are you a travel agent? 'Cause you are sending me on a guilt trip.
CoastersNSich Posted June 6, 2007 Posted June 6, 2007 "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography!" - Homer, "Mr. Plow." My avatar at this time is a screen-grab from this famous line!
Disney Dood Posted June 6, 2007 Posted June 6, 2007 "Wow, even the house would rather implode than live with our family. You can't help but feel a little rejected" -Lisa
steel Posted June 6, 2007 Posted June 6, 2007 ^Heh, that's one of my favorites. HOMER: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? MARGE: Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. LISA: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it will not be used on any meat product. BART: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, homeboy? HOMER: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. MARGE: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. HOMER: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. MARGE: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly, I heard what you said. HOMER: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. BART: Uh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. HOMER: Bart, go to your room.
CoastersNSich Posted June 11, 2007 Posted June 11, 2007 Lenny Leonard: So long, Dental Plan!... Dental plan! Marge Simpson: Lisa needs braces. Lenny: Dental Plan! Marge: Lisa needs braces. Lenny: Dental Plan! Marge: Lisa needs braces. Lenny: Dental Plan! Marge: Lisa needs braces. Lenny: Dental Plan! Marge: Lisa needs braces. MONO = ONE RAIL = RAIL
??? Posted June 11, 2007 Posted June 11, 2007 Cheif Wiggum:Look`s like we solved the case of the missing ham! Nelson:Haha! Homer:This is for Snowball 1 & JFK!
steel Posted June 11, 2007 Posted June 11, 2007 BARTMAN; Look! It's Poison Lenny! *attacks Lenny* LENNY: Gaah! I'm not a supervillain, I'm a transvestite! *kills Lenny*
Airtime&Gravity Posted June 11, 2007 Posted June 11, 2007 Homer: "Oh, why must we preserve America's historic roller coasters?" Coaster Enthusiast: " I'm not getting married on that!" Coaster Enthusiast wife: " You won't get married on the Zoominator, you won't get married on Colossus, you won't get married on Pharo's Curse. Just admit it, it's me." -runs off crying-
bigstevet07 Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Homer: Girls of the Internet? I can online for days with them.
Goliath513 Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 Frank Grimes to Homer: " I live in a single room apartment above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley"
dino Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 Millhouses Dad Kirk: Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Kirk: Oh, yeah...
sweetmelissa Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 (Simpsons are watching TV) Bill Cosby: POKEMON!? With the POKEY and the MAN and the thing -- where the guy comes outta the thing! And OOKADOOKADOOKADUU! You've gotta hear the way he says it. In his Bill Cosbyish manner.
Tobias94 Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 OK, this is from one of the movie trailers. Homer: Did I save the day? Bart: Actually, you doomed us all. Homer: D'oh!
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