zaneymon Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 Tom Tucker "And now we go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane"
ParkTrips Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 LOL! "Oh, okay, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. Now, a homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let 'im kill?" "That's, that's not a riddle. That's, that's just terrible." "Wrong! It's the ugly one."
Jeezus Juice Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 I went to see the ASIMO show at Disneyland and when they played the video of the wheelchair bound husband that the robot is supposed to help I blurted out, "Holy Crip! He's a crapple." Most of the audience seemed to enjoy it. Damn that was some funny stuff.
Joe Cool Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 Are you Richard Simons best friend Richard Simons!
ParkTrips Posted October 2, 2005 Posted October 2, 2005 "Chris, I'm gonna show you how to be an affable, desirable young man who doesn't smell like the inside of a wool hat." "Why you gotta break balls?"
CoasterCrazy Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 Lois - "Are you gonna miss me?" Peter - "Only until I go to the newsstand and buy a Hustler."
zaneymon Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 Lois "Oh Meg your going to love newport high. It has a buterful campas" Meg "yeah ful of buterful people and im going to ag me a rich one"
ParkTrips Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 "Chris, I'm gonna show you how to be an affable, desirable young man who doesn't smell like the inside of a wool hat." "Why you gotta break balls?"
coasterguy618 Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 Meg: Dad, Greg Hoffman said i was ugly! Peter: Well Meg Greg is a pretty slick guy you might be ugly.
dandaman Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 (from the new DVD) Brian: Uh, Quagmire, shouldn't there be an "O" in "country"?...
Shockwave Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 Social worker: "Glen honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living? Quagmire: "I got a question for you. Why are you still here?"
M_Force_4_ever Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 Brian: "She is a Runt" Lois: GASP Brain: "What? I said Runt"
Token Yankee Guy Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 "Hello, 911? Yeah, it's quagmire again, yeah, it's in a window this time"
ParkTrips Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 "Hey Meg, Eighteen yet?" "No" "Hey Chris, how's it going?"
Florida420 Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 "By the way, the word colored still flys down there, so get your fill"
Florida420 Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 this one's for you Phishy... Quagmire - " Hey who wants to play drink the beer!?" Peter - " Right here (chugs beer)" Quagmire - " Heh, you win!" Peter - " Alright, what do I win" Quagmire - " Another beer!" Peter - (with a beer in each hand) " Oh I'm goin' for the high score " Quagmire - "Well actualy Charlie's got the high score" Charlie - ( pissing into a grandfather clock ) " Hey man, your clock wont flush" Peter - "Heh, you know I feel kind of bad you guys, I promised my wife I wouldn't drink" Quagmire - " Oh don't feel bad Peter" Peter - "Ah gee I never thought of it like that"
Florida420 Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 "mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance will come"
ParkTrips Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 "Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys. Where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I."
M_Force_4_ever Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 ^"Quagmire, you forgot to say OH!" Waitress: "We've got a special booth for you Mr. Tucker" (takes him to a stall where he is sitting on a stool and his food is on the toilet) (man busts into stall, drops trow and sits on Mr. Tucker's food) Tom Tucker: "this is unacceptable, how long are you going to be, Im very hungry" :?
Space Freak Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 "Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall! Reagan smash!" "So what do you wanna me to do? Wack a guy? Off a guy? Wack-off a guy? Cuz I'm married!" And, Jesus, doing his hand tricks from the new DVD... Insert self sounding theme music! Oh man, I just died during that part.... Rob
ParkTrips Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 "Here comes Mayor Adam West himself. Mr. West, do you have any words for our viewers?" "Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup... no I take that one back. I'm gonna hold onto that one. "
ParkTrips Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Sorry for the double post, but: "Holy crap its a gay bar!"
M_Force_4_ever Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 (in the 1970s) Peter:"so I says to my boss, im not staying at this stupid toy factory, Im gonna go places" Cleveland: "oh thats fly" (in the 1980s) Peter: "so I says to my boss, Im not staying in that stupid toy factory, Im gonna go places" Celevland: "thats cool' (presant day) Peter: "so I says to my boss, Im not staying in that stupid toy factory, Im gonna go places" Cleveland: "oh you are livin la vida loca"
CoasterFanatic Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for? Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
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