Homer Posted December 19, 2006 Posted December 19, 2006 Hello? 911? Yeah, Glenn here... yeah, its in a window.
Airtime&Gravity Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 Peter looking around trying to make a fake name: Looks at person eating peas: "uh..Pea" Looks at person crying: "uh...tear...uh" Griffin flies in: "Griffin" "Peter Griffin...oh crap"
weeow Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 ^That was too funny! Stewie: Brian, wait! *runs up to the window of Brian's cab and hocks a lugey at his nose*
major bummer Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 Quagmier "Wo transvestite back off, wait pre op or post op, transvestite"pre op" Quagmier "Wo transvestite back off"
JamieCara Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 "I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!" "Sir you can't park your van on the diving board." "That's not a van, that's my son!" "Oh sorry... HEY! IT'S NOT A VAN! IT'S JUST A FAT KID!" "HIGH FIVE!" ::slap:: "ALL RIGHT!" ::laughs and claps::
JamieCara Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 "So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?" "Uh you've reached stewie and brian, we're not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and.... ramen noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates."
AndrewCT Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 "I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!" "Sir you can't park your van on the diving board." "That's not a van, that's my son!" "Oh sorry... HEY! IT'S NOT A VAN! IT'S JUST A FAT KID!" "HIGH FIVE!" ::slap:: "ALL RIGHT!" ::laughs and claps:: That was my favorite line!
jbuck Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 Stewie on a tape recorder "Now for a word by our sponcer ' Dont touch the sides *errrnt* butterfingers'"
...coasters... Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 Stewie: And NO sprinkles... for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
Splash_Mountain Posted January 1, 2007 Posted January 1, 2007 Brian: Say Whip Stewie: Whip Brian: Now say Cool Whip Stewie Cool Ehwhip Brian: YOU'RE EATING HAIR!
JamieCara Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 "Someone is stealing my light bright pieces! My name is not Adam We.. or is it?"- Adam West. "Just don't try to make me laugh... (starts laughing) Boner! his friends name was boner hahahaha! I have failed you."- Adam West
NitroRider Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 ^1 per post... "Blast. What deuce."-Robot Stewie "I am a tool. Stewie is better than me at everything including arts and crafts and the guitar."-Robot Brian.
IceDragon Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 DING! Fries are done. DING! Fries are done. DING! Fries are done. DING! Fries are done. I've gotta run! I've gotta run! I've gotta run! I've gotta run! I work at Burger King Making Flame-fried Whoppers I wear paper hats Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Wait for the bell where is the bell? can't hear the bell where is the bell? (gradually getting slower and slower) Ding, fries are done Ding, fries are done Ding, fries are done Ding, fries are done
Nadroj Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 'I'm goin on my cross country tour' 'wait isn't there a "o" in country?' 'nope'
IceDragon Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 Brians the new Meg! Brians the new Meg! Brians the new Meg! Meg: yeah Brian, youre the new me! Peter: shut up Meg Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Moma! Moma! Moma! Moma! Moma! Moma! Moma! Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! Lois: WHAT!?! Stewie: Hi *runs off*
jimbobcoaster Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Peter to Lois: You're my silver medal....
GMAN962 Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 "Meg......who let you back in the house?" OR *While in the drive through when Lois was being taken to the hospital to have a baby* "PETER I'M HAVING A BABY!" "Oh yeah, and a kids meal." ~Mike
IceDragon Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 *after Stewie does gymnastics* Brian: that was so gay Stweie: NO IT WAS NOT! DID YOU NOT HEAR THE COMMENTATORS?????
Fry Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 "You're forgetting one thing, anyone who doesn't want to go to war, is gay".
Kingmatyas Posted January 28, 2007 Posted January 28, 2007 Mayor Adam West: I love Journey! And I especially love it when amateurs try to sing it. But I hate baseball cards.
X-L-R-8 Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 1. prostate exam, RELAX, I'M A DOCTOR 2. I'll take 100 chicken fajitas (pronounced vagitas)
cody bence Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 ''I'm afraid your wife has lost her motor functions, and she will be a vegatable for the rest of her life.'' Husband,'' Really?'' Peter,'' Nah i'm kidding, she's dead.''
robbalvey Posted March 24, 2007 Author Posted March 24, 2007 This episode was on the other night and it's one of my favorite clips: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ipw2KaOEI --Robb
Airtime&Gravity Posted March 27, 2007 Posted March 27, 2007 ^That is really messed up Peter-"...and that's from the freakin pope" Pope-"As you said Peter, I'm da freakin pope"
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