The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

[Florida420]

" meanwhile....under Meg Griffins bra...."

[Gnome]

"Midget's are God's little punch lines."

[benzo41190]

"hey look at my new supersoaker!" * nude kid walkes by old pervert* "why it must be my birthday!"

[ParkTrips]

LOL @ Gnome!!

 

We've had our laughs tonight but I'll tell you what's not cool--killing strippers. Strippers are people too - naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks!

[DATman]

ITS PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!

[phazan]

^ PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!

 

http://www.wimp.com/peanut/

 

[robbalvey]

"This is Tom Tuckersssss.....evil twin brother Todd Tucker out to distroy his reputation. HA HA! I'm going back in to have freaky sex with my prostitue which whom I still have 45 minutes with...."

[Florida420]

" This is just like that show with two dads, except no one's laughing.....oh wait,no it's the same."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P All "Good day to you sir, and now prepare to die!"

[RCT3Freak]

Quagmire Says "Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy"

[Gsus]

Mmm something smells nice..

 

'well it can't be me, i just farted!'

[zaneymon]

Excuse me im looking for a car thats been tricked ut to look like an icecream truck

[Florida420]

" His chin looks like balls, you want me to cover that too?"

[Scaparri]

"Yeah, well, you're hogging all the ugly!"

[dandaman]

Peter (as a hooker) is picked up by Lois:

 

*Peter, Stewie and Meg in backseat*

 

Stewie: ...Eerie, isn't it? Like looking into the future.

[Coasters 4 ever]

This is the best topic ever!

 

"Broccoli must die." - Stewie

 

I'll let this do the rest:

http://peanutbutterbrian.ytmnd.com/

[Scaparri]

"Is it just me or is rap music getting lazier?"

[Florida420]

Chris - " We don't have to listen to you, your a dog , you don't have a soul!"

 

Brian - " Ouch"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P All " What about that side boob?"

[robbalvey]

"Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around."

[robbalvey]

"Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around."

[lapseofreason]

That whole "Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man" commercial in the new Stewie movie (Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story).

 

I've never laughed so hard in my life!

 

 

-Amanda

[zaneymon]

Oh well this is more exciting than the time i out farted Michel moore

*then shows them making music via farts*

[307]

Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.

Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?

Peter: I drift in and out.

 

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(Peter in the movie theater and everyone is crying, except him.)

Peter: I got it! Thats the guy from "Big," uh--Tom Hanks! Funny guy Tom Hanks, everything he says is a stitch.

Tom Hanks: I have aids.

(Peter laughs hysterically.)

 

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Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.

Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.

[Rider117]

Peter: One word, TESTICLES, that is all.

 

Stewie: So, you going to write that 300 page novel, you know the one you been working on for three years...

[ParkTrips]

This thread kinda sucks now.. people are repeating quotes left and right

 

.. that peanut butter jelly time thing has been said like five times already :-/

 

I did, however, LOVE the Thanksgiving dinner one 8)

[some kid in LA]

"It peanut butter jelly time....."

"Giggity,giggity"