BiCoastal Kid Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 It's like watching a three legged dog do yoga... *Side Note: Check out buddy's face behind Elissa! :o
Token Yankee Guy Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 "HI, I'm Elissa Alvey and I'm here reporting about the women whos gut has eaten 5 children"
F1shy Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 LOL! That picture doesn't even NEED a caption!!! Having Elissa standing there is enough. Now if it was just the woman in the pic by herself... I wouldn't be laughing. But with Elissa smiling there, ah it's priceless.
FlyingScooter Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 (edited) Hi, I'm a Elissa Alvey Reporting to you for Geraldo's new Special: Women with their butts on backward! the guy behind big lady: DANG! that's some FINE puddin'! Edited September 27, 2005 by FlyingScooter
AllisonY2K Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 she looks like she's up to something. Elissa, not the other lady. we already know what that other lady is up to. ABOUT 417lbs! at least she doesn't have a camel toe.
DenDen Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 Hi, I'm Elissa, and back there was me before I joined Jenny Craig. I love you Kirsty!
robbalvey Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 at least she doesn't have a camel toe. GAHH!!!!!!! GAHHH!!!!!!!! GAHH!!!!!! RIPPING....EYES....OUT!!!!!!! GAHH!!!!!!!!! Just the thought of that alone.... GAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Token Yankee Guy Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 Hi, I'm Elissa, and back there was me before I joined Jenny Craig. I love you Kirsty! ROFL!!!! oh man, that one takes the cake.
Nrthwnd Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 Actually, it sort of looks like "the other woman," is sizing YOU up, Robb! Hmmm. Dangerous, very scary.
disneygurlz2s Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 OMG!!! I love it!! If the lady was to the left of Elissa I would have to go with "BEFORE" and "AFTER"........ Shari "Equally grossed out by the camel toe comment" Shoufler
dandaman Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 at least she doesn't have a camel toe. At that rate, it would just be a part of her buttcrack before long anyways! :shock:
zaneymon Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 This is Elissa Alvey Reporting live at Sea world San Diego with more on the woman who ate Shamu. What?!? She’s Right behind me And another Elissa "I look so thin right now"
DATman Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild. And in the name of the lollipop guild, we wish to tell you that you are bloated
CreativeForce Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 "Hmmm, once I'm done with this kid as an appetizer, that guy with the camera looks like he's make a good main course." See Robb, this is why butter as colonge is NOT a good idea! Glad you were able to make a getaway.
Token Yankee Guy Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 Robb: Honey, don't move, they're blind if you don't move!
FlyingScooter Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 Well, at least Elissa wasn't down wind of her. Imagine the smell. The horror... But the guy behind her (the big lady) looks like he's gettin' ready to lick his chops.
Teddymonster Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 You have to give the lady some credit. I mean, come on. Those glasses are FABULOUS!!! :shock:
Kroger8 Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 at least she doesn't have a camel toe. At that rate, it would just be a part of her buttcrack before long anyways! :shock: LMAO!!!! HAHAHA If you look at that "pouch-o-fat" dangling in the front there, it kinda looks like one sideways!!!!
BiCoastal Kid Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 You have to give the lady some credit. I mean, come on. Those glasses are FABULOUS!!! :shock: "NEWS FLASH: Paris Hilton seen without digital editing!"
DATman Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 In other news, we have elissa reprting live, at Sea World, to tell us about the horrible oPRESSion of jeans worldwide
dandaman Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 at least she doesn't have a camel toe. At that rate, it would just be a part of her buttcrack before long anyways! :shock: LMAO!!!! HAHAHA If you look at that "pouch-o-fat" dangling in the front there, it kinda looks like one sideways!!!! :shock: I'm speechless. Mortified, scarred for life, and speechless.
dandaman Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Okay, USRoadTripper's picture made me spit out my pop onto the monitor.
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