Game: Careful What You Wish For

[I305forever]

Granted, but Disney buys it and turns it into a pile of flaming tires.

 

I wish I was im college.

[Voyager6442]

Granted, but so are 35,000 other people.

 

I wish I could ride Knoebels Twister today.

[TheJewelOfJool]

Granted, but the train has square wheels

 

I wish my laptop is fixed today.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but you trip while carrying it and it flew onto a road where a truck runs it over

 

I wish SFSTL is getting an RMC Boss for 2017

[DILinator]

Granted, but it's added as an upcharge attraction.

 

I wish a Michigan Billionaire bought MiA and played RCT with all that land they have!

[TheJewelOfJool]

Granted, but it costs $100 to enter and half of the rides are broken down.

 

I wish that there was a park close to where I live.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted: it's a nice city park with a pond where you can go fishing or stroll around and maybe catch Pokémon on Pokémon Go.

 

I wish Ride Sims wasn't closing.

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, Six Flags St. Louis closes instead

 

I wish to not get an S&S Free-Spin at SFGAm next year

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted: you get Ninja from SFSTL instead

 

I wish I would not make a wish

[djackson]

Granted but you must make a wish to not make that wish.

 

I wish B&m made a launched terra coaster.

[SteelForceless]

Granted, but it develops a rattle during its second year of operation

 

I wish American parks still installed Intamin coasters

[DILinator]

Granted, but they're all clones of Wilderness Run.

 

I wish Six Flags: Worlds of Adventure was back, exactly like it was in 2002.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but Cedar Point is demolished.

 

I wish I knew which SF park will receive RMC this year

[DILinator]

Granted, you know which park will receive one, but you're not allowed to tell anybody, so it's not very useful knowledge.

 

I wish everybody could live in harmony on TPR, and silly flame wars, ignorant fanboys, and condescending anti-fanboys didn't exist here.

[K1ngdaKa88]

Granted, but then you would be the only one left on TPR.

 

I wish I could go to the freeride-hour at my local funfair instead of going to school.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted, but then you fail school, and you end up stuck in the same grade forever.

 

I wish Cedar Point would build a Full Throttle Clone.

[DILinator]

Granted. But they build it in Top Thrill Dragster's footprint, after moving that to CGA.

 

I wish I could teleport all around the country, and the world, to any Amusement Park I desired!

[XSupremacy]

Granted, but it would only be Amusement parks, so nothing like Cedar Fair or Six Flags Parks that classify as theme parks.

 

I wish SFDK didn't have the 150 foot height limit

[TheJewelOfJool]

Granted. The height limit is now 50 feet.

 

I wish I lived closer to a theme park.

[DILinator]

Granted. But it's Conneaut Lake.

 

I wish College Football with do away with the arbitrary and biased ranking system, that overrates the same teams year after year...

 

Granted, but it would only be Amusement parks, so nothing like Cedar Fair or Six Flags Parks that classify as theme parks.

 

Uhhh... Both Six Flags and Cedar point ARE classified as Amusement Parks... A Theme Park is like Disney, or Universal (and perhaps the Sea World/Busch Gardens parks as well.)

 

"Cedar Point is an amusement park that brings people together through thrills." - Taken directly from Cedar Point's website.

[DoinItForTheFame]

I wish College Football with do away with the arbitrary and biased ranking system, that overrates the same teams year after year...

 

Granted, but they also do away with all football.

 

I wish it were next July.

[hesukaheadRBLX]

But then you'd miss out on possible park trips.

 

I wish I had only good luck, no bad luck.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted, but it's only good luck for things you don't want to have good luck for.

 

I wish it were Friday.

[DILinator]

Granted. But you just got one day closer to dying.

 

I wish it was easier to lose weight.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted, but you can't stop losing weight and eventually wither away.

 

I wish I were off work.