Game: Careful What You Wish For

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

I wish I was batman

[Voyager6442]

Granted, but you are run over by the Batmobile.

 

I wish Six Flags would rename all their coasters Batman.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted: but Six Flags parks are renamed "Six Flags over Batman"

 

I wish Nickelodeon would bring back Danny Phantom

[VF15]

Granted, but they show ends up being horrible.

 

I wish for all of the snow to melt.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted: it gets warmer everyday until you all fry

 

 

I wish I had a hot dog

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted, but the hot dog is 14 years old, and covered in mold.

 

I wish I could go swimming right now.

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but it's in acid

 

I wish Fury 325 was as intense as Afterburn or Raptor

[Matman-TheRide]

But then Fury 325 is removed because of assholes complaining of the forcefullness

 

I wish that Half Life 3 was released.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted: it is so horrible that you end up throwing your game system out

 

 

I wish Pokemon Go finally came out

[VF15]

Granted, but it won't be released in your area for another year.

 

I wish for an amusement park (with thrilling rides) in my hometown.

[thrillseeker4552]

Granted, but it never opens.

 

I wish SFMM would open a brand new coaster every year for the next 10 years.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted: Cedar Point will get more coasters than SFMM eventually

 

 

I wish SFSTL would get a B&M Wing Coaster for 2017

[VF15]

Granted, but the layout consists only of a first drop into the final brakes.

 

I wish for my college's hockey team to win tonight.

[I305forever]

Granted, but they all get really drunk afterwards and drive off a cliff.

 

I wish that I was in college.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted. You get accepted into Harvard and then later expelled for no reason

 

 

I wish it wasn't snowing right now

[Themonerd]

Granted, but now it's raining

 

I wish Horizons was never removed but the rest of epcot got Project Gemini.

[Pirate]

Granted, but the earth explodes for no apparent reason.

 

I wish the earth didn't explode for no apparent reason.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but the Earth ends up being sucked into the sun by its gravity

 

 

I wish there was such a thing as a money tree

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

Granted. It only grows Iranian one rial bills.

 

I wish I could go to Tokyo Disney when I study abroad next year.

[VF15]

Granted, but the park will be packed and you'll only be able to go on a few rides.

 

I wish for sleep.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but you drink 3 gallons of Mountian Dew before you sleep

 

 

I wish I had a free season for every single park in the world every year

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted, but you have to work 100 hours a week... Every week... For the rest of your life... So you would never get to visit a park again. EVER.

 

I wish dinner were ready.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but it catches fire and burns your house

 

 

I wish Donald Trump would lose the election

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted, but instead Paris Hilton wins the election...

 

I wish my saltwater aquarium were up and running.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but you accidentally knock it off the table once it's complete

 

 

I wish Planet Coaster is out now