Fire2box Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 He was also treated to lunch by the park. Hey, free lunch though. I thought dinner came before doing hanky-panky though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilltopper39 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 He was also treated to lunch by the park. Hey, free lunch though. There has never been a more definitive example of the saying "No such thing as a free lunch". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 He was also treated to lunch by the park. Hey, free lunch though. But then there's that damn digestive process. Maybe it's a raincheck lunch? I hope it wasn't spicy food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David H Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 For one of the very few times in my life, I'm simply speechless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Maybe we'll hear from the victim in this thread one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theonetheonlyJT Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Maybe we'll hear from the victim in this thread one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillrider Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 I don't know, I would be pretty tight lipped (no pun intended ) about it if it was me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brock_boehm Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Oh my God this is so freakin' funny. Why would they even have that metal piece on the car?! What is it used for?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skycoastin Steve Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 I've had theme park days that were a pain in the ass, but this takes the cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BudtheWeiser Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 When finally loose, the man was bleeding profusely from his derriere and was helped to a lavatory where he could wash. He was then given a pair of shorts and work pants by the staff. He was also treated to lunch by the park. This gets me every time rather than following normal common sense instead of calling for an ambulance they just help him to the toilet to clean himself up I mean really!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_koppen Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Well, the man himself was really embarrassed, and did not want to go to the hospital. Most likely his wife is the one reporting it to the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 ^That's what I was thinking, too. Sometimes, we're all a bit too worried about dying from embarrassment (emphasis on the third syllable). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 ^^^^^Thought of the same line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cal1br3tto Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 ^^Hey, now I have an easy trick for remembering how to spell "embarrassment"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggernel Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Nobody? Nobody said it yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueerRudie Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Sometimes it's a real pain in the ass to get some credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 This is the strangest news of an accident to come out of the industry. Seriously, just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loefet Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Well, the man himself was really embarrassed, and did not want to go to the hospital. Most likely his wife is the one reporting it to the police. According to the original article it was his daughter's birthday, and he didn't want her scarred for life for having such an occurrence happening on her birthday when she was young. So he manned out until she was home until he left there. But yeah, embarrassment could be the real answer the other thing could just be an excuse, but it's a really good one and very considerate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoflake15 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I can imagine the hospital staff.... So sir, you damaged your ass on a children's ride? Yeah sure you did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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