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I hate how when some people find out that I'm petrified of spiders, the first thing they say is "Oh, well, the spiders are more scared of you."

 

It's like, how the hell would you know that?

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I hate how when some people find out that I'm petrified of spiders, the first thing they say is "Oh, well, the spiders are more scared of you."

 

It's like, how the hell would you know that?

 

Um, wasn't that a Rant? Just asking.

 

(And I'm not too thrilled with snakes, m'self.)

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Ever walked on a hardwood or tiled floor wearing socks but no shoes? Imagine your whole body sliding like that...

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...and that's when i realized that that girlscout was 50 feet tall with a long green tail!

And I said, you ain't girlscout, YOU'RE THAT GAL-DURN LOCHNESS MONSTER!

And he says he wants three-fiddy.

 

 

-SouthPark

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One year ago today, we left for Disneyland Paris, Amsterdam and Berlin.

 

A week from today, I leave for Amsterdam.

 

A year from today? Who the f*** knows, really?

 

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