kalvin Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I got stiches on my knee cap and they hurt so F***ing bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 MOSH PIT! Â I start them all the time at my school in crowded areas! Â I have a pizza I'm about to put in the oven. I am very hungry. Subway catered to my school today because of STAR testing. (I started moshing in the line for food) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I just got Valkyrie. Â --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastb2 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Last night I pushed a long thin needle up through the bottom of my chin and up and out of the top of my tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 If you stare at yourself in a mirror for more than 2 minuets you start to contemplate your existence and then feel really weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastb2 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I sticked a fat stout needle up through the bottom of the end of my tongue and out the top of it. It hurt badly and bleeded a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack44 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I have a stuffy nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 One of the funniest FMLs I've read: Â Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" and then my mom walked in. FML Â LMFAO! Â -Tatum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Apparently, my friend's dog is VERY dominant over me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Why can't we all refer to roller coasters as "kenetic sculptures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 One of the funniest FMLs I've read: Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" and then my mom walked in. FML  LMFAO!  -Tatum Haha I almost died when I read that --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Joe: "You know Adam [Lambert]'s gay, right?" Adam [friend]: "NO IM NOT!" Â You had to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 ^Then why did you post that? Oh no wait I forgot this is a random thread. Â --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrock23 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I'll be the token drunk TPR poster for right now. Â It's 3 am and I can't believe I'm this hammered. I didn't think I drank that much, but apparently I was wrong. The food did not slow me down. Â Just a few rants. . . . Â Notre Dame . . . sucks. Get over yourselves and join the Big 10. A national TV contract doesn't mean as much as it did 15 years ago; all the big conferences have TV games. You're just not that good anymore, and it's time to admit it to the rest of the world. Â USC. . . sucks. So much hype for just one BCS trophy. Peter Caroll may have the best job in the world, but he seems to not be able to put it all together. Talent only takes you so far, and when you go up against teams that have equal talent, coaching wins the games. There's a reason you only have 1 crystal ball football trophy. Have fun playing in your 50,000+ stadiums on the road. Try 90,000+ rapid SEC fans. You have absolutely no idea. those 45,000 "rabid" Oregon fans sure do know how to make some noise. It's like listening to my mom vaccum an empty house; not that loud, dog. Have fun with those easy games, I can see how USC always looks so dominant; about 5 players they play against ever year get drafted. Great opposition, boys. How do you guys end up performing in the NFL? Not so good in the past few years. And I'm a guy who's pulling for Reggie Bush 110%'; he bleeds black and gold, and it's time to win it all. I'm ready for the ride. It's time for him to be the superstar that he is, and we all know he can be. It's time to put up or shut up. Â BCS supporters - you know a championship can and will work, but you refuse to fix the problem. It's all about the $$$, so have fun with that. Â Â Sorry, normally I'd have more, but I'm ready for bed. enjoy all the rants my friends, happy Memorial Day! hail to the Donkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastb2 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I want to put a tube down my throat and push it to my stomach to blow air down into my stomach. Then fart it all out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 ^That's not weird at all. Â --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 ^That's not weird at all. --Chris  Yes it is, that is very weird.  Don't think I'm not listening to you, don't think I can't here. Children 18:3 lyrics^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 ^Sarcasm lol  Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML   --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I went to North Carolina yesterday just so my mom could buy lottery tickets. I swear she's addicted... Â I also have an annoying English assignment due on Tuesday and its midnight over here. Â Dan - I need to get to bed before my parents catch me and take away my laptop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Nicky Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Mr. Pibb and Red Vines = Crazy Delicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack44 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I'm in the mood for pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Here it is 11:42am, and I'm posting something on Page 1142 of this thread. Coincidence? I think not... Â Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 ^It's a sign! It's saying the world will end in just 3 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 There is no scientific evidence to back that statement up. Â I'm going to go play me some Age of Empires!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 ^^ Three years? I'd say 11 years and 42 days. Plenty of time to take a shower and get ready for the big blowout. Â Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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