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^ Well, now we know that at least two shirts like that exist. If two shirts exist and there's six billion people in the world, what percentage of the world has such a shirt? And what if there are...more?

 

Eric

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I just heard this on the radio:

-"I want to fill your Inbox with my SPAM. Then I want to Twitter my Myspace "in your Yahoo and Google all over your Face... Book."

-"Oh your so dirty!"

 

--Chris

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^I one on the internet that started out like that one, only as soon as the shoe flung off her foot it went to the video of the shoe that was thrown at Bush.

 

--Chris

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We grownups don't get snow days, but we should have official Mental Health Days. Believe me, we could use 'em...

 

Eric

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Why should kids get snow days, Adults don't get snow days out of work.

 

Adults get to call themselves in sick, even when they're not.

 

Dan "Knows most of the teachers pray for snow days along with the students" Smith

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..so, here in germany, the carnival-season has started and we are having a big event in our restaurants and at the club called "starnight-express". i called all employes last night for a meeting, one point we talked about was, how everybody will dress up that night.

tina, she´s a dj-ane at my club, told us she will dress up as cher.

so, when i went to bed last night, one question came in my mind:

how old is cher?!?

she was born 62 years ago, but some parts of her body just celebrated 5th or 6th birthday...

now my question: what is the average age-value of chers body?

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