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It looks like it'll be windy tomorrow at SFMM. I hope our food doesn't blow away.

Quite impossible seeing as we will be eating inside of Mooseburger. Unless some idiotic SF employee decides to open a window, which I wouldn't rule out.

---Brent

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"Quite impossible seeing as we will be eating inside of Mooseburger." (socalMAN123)

 

What if one of those mooses lets out quite a burp...?

 

Eric

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It's already a few years hold but still one of the best jokes I've ever heard.

 

 

Airport announcers were tricked into making these announcements under the pretence that they were foreign names.

 

 

Here is the story ...

 

"We‘d go and sit on the balcony at Terminal 3 at Heathrow, directly under one of the speakers as the roof is low. We put the tape machine in our bag with the microphone poking out of the top. We‘d look for a flight that had arrived in the last 40 minutes from somewhere where you‘d expect mental names, then write a letter saying, 'Could you go and pick up etc. etc. from flight, etc.' That way, it looked like it‘d been arranged in advance as the flight arrival details were written on the note. We also wore an ID-style badge and carried a mobile so that we looked like taxi drivers. One of us would get the first one read out and then the other did the second. We‘ d pretend to be unable to pronounce it and then hand them the bit of paper with the name written on it. Long winded, but well worth it!

 

"We got rumbled doing the 'My colleague just, etc.' They actually threatened to arrest us as apparently they‘d actually had complaints over the previous weeks! We were toying with doing it again just to see what they‘d arrest us for, but we rang Chris and all he said was, 'Go to Gatwick!' This is the reason the last one sounds so crap ‘cos Gatwick is a much noisier place and the ceilings are high, and it was difficult to get near a speaker. The lengths we had to go to ...."

 

 

Click here for the result.

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These were made by Paul Garner as part of Chris Morris' BBC Radio 1 show in the mid-90s. He also used to bother people in hotel lobbies and taxi drivers with Chris Morris instructing him over a mobile phone.

Posted

This is kinda like on the Simpsons when Bart prank calls Moe and tricks him into saying, "I'm looking for Amanda Hug'n'Kiss," which sounds like "A man to Hug and Kiss." Lol!

Posted

I was supposed to go to SFMM yesterday since I'm staying in Saugus, but poopoo came up... guess I'll have to wait another 6 months.

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"Now, drive through that dip at full speed---don't even slow down," the salesman said.

 

[drives through dip, car doesn't even flinch] It was like the dip wasn't even there.

 

---From my test drive of the 2008 Land Rover LR2 last spring.

 

Eric

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