thomas2 Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 My exams start tomorrow and I'm really frightened
onewheeled999 Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 This is a line from the song 'Confessions Part III' by Weird Al: Â Oh, and sometimes in private, Â Really like to dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick! Â This is actually in the song!
no_brain_er Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 I somehow woke up at seven this morning...by myself without an alarm...and I don't have school today...and Family Matters is on...and it's rainy...and as you can plainly tell...I'm bored out of my skull. Oh well...I have to go play tennis!
Masked_Maverick Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 This isn't my joke but I'm gonna tell it anyway. : So I was hanging with my Mother in Law the other day when she says "Clem, you're about a foot from an idiot." So I says to her "Am I crowdin' ya?"
coastrfreak2000 Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 A girl was sexually assaulted at my school today. No joke.
Satoshi Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Kingda Ka=King dah Car! Yes Great Adventure's King Car!
Scaparri Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Socially inept people crack me up. Of course, just the ones that are really socially inept, but have nothing actually wrong with them. I find humor in their awkwardness and ignorance, and yes, I'm fully aware that I'm going to hell.
coastrfreak2000 Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Why the hell did everyone have to put "no joke" at the end of their sentences?
Masked_Maverick Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Why the hell did everyone have to put "no joke" at the end of their sentences? Because we felt like it GOSH!
IwantRevenge Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 no real word rhymes with Lemon, Orange, Purple, or Silver.
phazan Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Why the hell did everyone have to put "no joke" at the end of their sentences? Â How was the reader supposed to know that what we were saying wasn't a joke? That could happen...no joke. Â Also, why did you all end the "no joke" trend?
Masked_Maverick Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 I like Fall Out Boy and I'm not emo. No joke.
Luxo Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 This parrot's not pinin'! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile! This is an EX-PARROT!! Â Â Â Â Â No joke.
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