Sir Clinksalot Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the restroom is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a movie "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the theatre and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, idiot !
Erik Johnson Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Usually when a product says "New and Improved," they just changed the package that it comes in.
benzo41190 Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 I hate how people ask if they can use something after they have it. Once my friend was like can I use this CD, when he already i slistining to it. Also how stores have re-openings. They get a new Check out line and they have these HUGE celebrations. How people go to the tolls and try to throw the change in and they miss. Then they have to get out of there car and pick it up. Or if your in a stall and people knock and you say, "im in here". They they go are you going to the bathroom. when you are sitting in a non smoking table and someone says,"want a smoke" or "do you have a light". Why the hell am i sitting in a non smoking table. When its you and one other person in the room and you fart. Then they go ,"was that you?".
asimowalk Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/annoy.htm Hmm....
Angry_Gumball Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 9 (or actually 10) things I hate about people in general: 1) Those who walk on your butt trying to find every which way to get around you...like you're not walking fast enough for them. 2) Those who sit there and rev their engine at a cross walk when you're crossing...just makes me want to walk even slower as I do have right of way. 3) People who stare at you like they've never seen a human being before. I usually find this in the upper middle class cities. 4)People who just inch their way forward out of a drive way when you're across the driveway at a stoplight...then they just pull out right in front of you not even giving you the chance to be generous to let them out. 5) Those who say "I'm not going there again because of " when it is bound to happen anywhere 6) Sue-happy people, such as "I'm suing you because you farted my direction and made me hit my head on the shelf as I jumped." 7) People who think they're too good for you to go do things with 8) Irresponsible people, such as one who lives down the street from me...they leave their dog loose on the street unleashed...I hope our outdoor cat scares that dog into not even leaving that driveway someday as well as pee on that lady's yard due to her lack of responsibilty 9) People who let their animals go to the bathroom on your lawn or next to your car. and lastly... 10) Know-It-Alls...they always want to take over on your job and mess things up even more than it was already.
disneygurlz2s Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Great post Gregg, although I can't help but wonder if you'd had a bad day?! I have a couple to add.... 1) People who call your place of business for information, directions, an appointment, etc and when you start to tell them they say "Let me get a pen" (HELLLOOOO!!) 2) Waiters who take your check and cash at the table and then say "Do you need change?" Why not just say "Did you include my tip in this?" Shari
Justin Adams Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Things I hate: 1. People who complain about things they hate about other people. I hate cat poop. Jeanne's cats crap more than any two animals on the face of the Earth. Broccoli is good.
FlyingScooter Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Waitresses at restaurants that ask you if you want desert while you're eating desert. Always thought some steps were missed there.
Chrissie Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Lol! I totally understand where ur coming from... I work in a shoe shop and get asked stupid questions all the time.... 1) Can I wear these when I get home? - Well Duh, Uve bought them of course u can wear them! 2) Will these shoes hurt me? - How am I supposed to know? Lol 3) How long should I wear these for? - As long as u want... They are your shoes 4) Do I discount if I pay in Cash? - Wtf??
dandaman Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 I hate people who describe how much fat's in the food I'm holding in my hand (usually burgers)... not that I don't still eat it, I just like to eat in peace.
FlyingScooter Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 When i worked at a fast food chain 25 yrs ago, our main thing was chicken. I'd get at least 15 people a day that'd say: How many pieces in a 12 piece? and in a nine piece? a 21? .... We had lots of aspirin.
Mr. Volcano Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 Lmao Gregg! What a great post... I dont know if I can think of TEN things that I hate about people but here are some of the main things that I hate about what people do... - When people piss in a public pool and they think its funny but you have to get stuck with the fact that you're swimming in their urine. - When you're talking to someone and they have to give you EVERY SINGLE DETAIL!!! "Well I'll tell you how I got in this car accident, first of all I was sitting in a car on the red light, well the guy next to me had a hat on and he was wearing shorts, his car was a blue chevy and it was big... blah blah blah..." For God's Sake, I dont care! - When your at a grocery store and you see old ladies going to check out and they're like hehehe where do I check out at!? And the light is turned on right in front of them, or if they ask "are you guys open?" No mam, we're not open, we're just standing at the register for fun. - At the movies, when a whole bunch of little kids start coming in and they crack up and laugh through the entire movie and you cant hear a damn thing, you feel like yelling "Shut The Heck up!!!!" - And last off... just really really stupid people in general. -Justin "Yes, alot of things aggrivate me"
J man Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 People are just STUPID!!! That is the problem with our world. A majority of the world is made up of complete idiots. Usually a 12 piece meal contains 12 pieces, and the 3:00 parade starts at 3:00. Uhg. What is so hard to understand about that?
Sir Clinksalot Posted August 17, 2005 Author Posted August 17, 2005 Just FYI, that was not a list I made up. But I will take credit for it.
benzo41190 Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 Although its not all about people I hate..... -stupid people -dirty people -animal crap (mainly at fairs and farms) -loud people -stail little debbie snacks -brown rice -whole wheat -mushrooms -guns -fighting -running -cold -hot -spiders -sea food (besides perch and cod) -B.O -people who use abreveations for everthing like(MI Cuz IL n shsh wth hm ttyl) -teachers -school -beaches -offices (mainly because i used to work at one) -american cheese -buttery food The list goes on forever..............
AllisonY2K Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 ^^ how can you hate american cheese? are you sure you're from WI? ok, a few things from work that makes me shake my head. "3 and 5 gallon bottles. which one's bigger?" "how much does the 3-gallon bottle hold?" "how much does the 5-gallon bottle hold?" ~Allison Y2K~
Louise Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 I used to work in a Virgin Megastore and we actually started a clipboard called the StoopidBoard full of the dumb things people come out with. One of the most common was people coming in and saying "can I use HMV vouchers here?" WTF?! Yeah, of course you can use our biggest rivals' gift vouchers here, go right ahead! Dumbasses. Also, people used to come in and say, "have you got that new song by that guy? Y'know, the one with dark hair/a low voice/wearing jeans?" MORE INFORMATION PLEASE!!! People who work in entertainment stores are not psychic!!!
Louise Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 (edited) Oops, sorry, double post! wtf? Edited August 24, 2005 by Louise
CoasterExpert13 Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 I can't stand when someone orders all the greasy takeout food and then ask for diet coke-----what the hell for? Or when im at work and people only have 2 grocerys to bag (paper towel and a brownie) and they ask for paper and plastic-------it's not that damn heavy.
FlyingScooter Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 ^ I hear you. It's like ordering a salad, telling everyone you're on a diet and then asking for a choc shake and onion rings.
moinab Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 So, if you actually like diet Coke, you are only allowed to eat health food? :?
DutchCoasterFan Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Sorry but there is almost no taste difference between Diet Coke & Coke so I totally understand the point 8)
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