mightbeawannabe Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Don't forget the DIY Deathtraps! Where would we be without them?? Alive.
Ledgy Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Ok, so we're up to a few investors and about $200...that's better progress than Freestyle Music Park!!! Like I read, TPR side has 32484 members. If everyone would invest § 1000,- you would get a big range more than you posted. = $ 32.484.000,- if we all get together one year and do this over 5 years... $162.420.000,- thats a good beginning, right? Sell Trips over there in the upcoming years and the amount grows a bit I´m sure TPRLand would offer some special ranges and surprises for their members, so let´s start! But you should open it in Europe, so it would be possible to put some attractions in, which you can´t open in America... I would suggest in the near of my house Club TPR Members get "Work for free"-ERT over there everytime they visit ... OK, you should say that it is a behind the scenes special. Sounds better, you know. Wow, Elissa friendly food, Wagamamas, Frog hoppers, acceptable amount of water-"park", Lil´Rob area... - OK, while we´re all kidding here, I´m sure, if you work a concept out and would get the money to built this park, you really will built the best theme park there ever will be!!! -
PeoplemoverMatt Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Don't forget about Yo Gabba Gabba! World...
Mechanic Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 A launched intamin coaster and a second generation drop tower would be mandatory in the "Intamin cables of death" themed area of the park.
ParkTrips Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Can there be an upcharge where you just get to kick Jewey in the balls?
dandaman Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Continued from my last entry: * Tyler Hedrick and the Forbidden Mayonnaise Packet dark ride * WKD Blue Small One, to compete directly with Pepsi Max Big One for soft drink / coaster sponsorships * Robb's House of Hot Wing Pain, strategically located within 50 yards of 5 bathrooms * Mandatory thought transmitters, monitoring such musings as, "Bouncy-Bouncy 1 is really good value", "I'm already carrying a Bag O' Crap", and "13 people have died in an accident on Cameron's Vegemite Flume" * Unnamed roller coaster with 1/6 simulated gravity, to answer the Ultimate Question: "What would rides be like... ON THE MOON?"
davisal771 Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 ^ Hahahaha Your posts made me laugh. And no, the park shouldn't be in Europe, it should be in Colorado... I mean, it's the best location ever!!!
BeemerBoy Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 A TPR theme park could start with that round bouncy thing and a Kick Boodie. There, done. Make this happen, and I'm sold on the idea!
PeoplemoverMatt Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 There will also need to be about 185 kiosks in different, but random locations where guests can E-mail Dan about literally anything.
BeemerBoy Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Ok, so we're up to a few investors and about $200...that's better progress than Freestyle Music Park!!! As for investors, if Danny Rogers calls, direct him to Jeff Johnson.....and please record the call for us.
moinab Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Must have a play area with monkey bars over a malaria creek!
dandaman Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 For live shows, I suggest Singing Tesla Coils YES.
Millenniumfan94 Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Why doesn't TPR just buy Freestyle Music Park? You could probably get it for $200
CorkscrewFoley Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 We could have a whole section of the park dedicated to Jeff Johnson, nothing but kiddie coasters, and even a live gameshow starring Jeff called 'Credit or No Credit...' Example: 'Jeff, riding a shopping cart down a hill powered by gravity...credit or no credit?'
Hilltopper39 Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Every night at TPRLand has to end with Illumigaytions: Reflections of Piers.
BeemerBoy Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 TPRLand could potentially cause a "LeBron James effect" in the industry. Michael Roddy, the SFMM management team, Trevor; they'll all wanna leave their respective parks to join the TPR team. Don't worry, Ohio. You can keep Kinzel.
SharkTums Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Don't worry, Ohio. You can keep Kinzel. LOL! BTW, I love all of these ideas, just shows how well you guys all know us and TPR! Keep it coming!
ajc47 Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 TPRLand could potentially cause a "LeBron James effect" in the industry. Michael Roddy, the SFMM management team, Trevor; they'll all wanna leave their respective parks to join the TPR team. Don't worry, Ohio. You can keep Kinzel. Maybe we can kick him over the border to Michigan. He's caused enough damage here in Ohio already.
dandaman Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Seconded for Michael Roddy; he'd make our Halloween event the best on Earth, in its first year!
Band-Aid Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Buy the most painful Togo coaster you can find. If there are line jumpers or people misbehaving, we won't kick them out of the park, we'll just strap them on the Togo coaster and force them to ride about 10 cycles of it
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