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^Oh sure! Say that now. But you'll be thanking me later for giving you this little reminder. That glorious day when we are all lifted together, whole. Yes people, I speak of the rapture! The day that we will all walk hand in hand in his kingdom. To walk with our savior and creator. The Lord Jesus Christ.

 

I see it now in my little minds eye.

 

EXT - HEAVEN - LATE MORNING

 

It's kinda like South Central. Only made out of clouds. Jesus struts down the street with a huge boom box on his shoulder.

 

Me - Jesus! (Pronounced Hey-seuss!) What up MuthaF^*ka?!

 

We high 5 and give each other a chest bump.

 

Jesus - Yo yo yo! What up homie! Did you catch a glimpse of Elle Mac P. dis morning? Dude! Biznitch is a stone cold MILF!

 

Me - Tru dat! Tru dat! Ya mo tap dat sh!t dis afternoon!

 

Jesus - Sho yo right! You give mamasita my best home slice. Cause I knows yo's ain't good enough! Ha Ha!

 

Me - Hey-seuss please!

 

He pulls out a blunt and we head over to the strip club where we do rails off a dancers naked a$$. Kickin' our feet up ringside, we watch some midgets wrestle in mayonaise as we get all krunked out on gin & juice.

 

Later that day I take Elle Mac P. to pound town!

 

AND... ...SCENE!

 

 

Guy "So? My heaven is a bit different than yours. Your welcome." Koepp

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^Oh sure! Say that now. But you'll be thanking me later for giving you this little reminder. That glorious day when we are all lifted together, whole. Yes people, I speak of the rapture! The day that we will all walk hand in hand in his kingdom. To walk with our savior and creator. The Lord Jesus Christ.

 

I see it now in my little minds eye.

 

EXT - HEAVEN - LATE MORNING

 

It's kinda like South Central. Only made out of clouds. Jesus struts down the street with a huge boom box on his shoulder.

 

Me - Jesus! (Pronounced Hey-seuss!) What up MuthaF^*ka?!

 

We high 5 and give each other a chest bump.

 

Jesus - Yo yo yo! What up homie! Did you catch a glimpse of Elle Mac P. dis morning? Dude! Biznitch is a stone cold MILF!

 

Me - Tru dat! Tru dat! Ya mo tap dat sh!t dis afternoon!

 

Jesus - Sho yo right! You give mamasita my best home slice. Cause I knows yo's ain't good enough! Ha Ha!

 

Me - Hey-seuss please!

 

He pulls out a blunt and we head over to the strip club where we do rails off a dancers naked a$$. Kickin' our feet up ringside, we watch some midgets wrestle in mayonaise as we get all krunked out on gin & juice.

 

Later that day I take Elle Mac P. to pound town!

 

AND... ...SCENE!

 

 

Guy "So? My heaven is a bit different than yours. Your welcome." Koepp

 

OMG! That was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. You owe me a new keyboard, lol!

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So this coaster looks straight out of a coaster nerd's dream. They've even started planting trees around the finished portions already!

 

Another thought though: As a student of audio engineering, I am positive that tunnels on a wooden coaster are one of the worst things on the earth for your ears (and ear damage is 100% permanent), so I always have mixed feelings about their presence. I know that this is an oddball concern that nearly nobody on the planet will agree with.

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^So all wood coasters that go through tunnels are causing permanent hearing loss? Hmmmmmmmm! To think I blamed it on all those years of being on tour. And it was freaking wood coasters! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

Guy "Can we start a class action lawsuit against the entire amusement industry?" Koepp

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This ride looks like Dollywood's Thunderhead on steroids! I can't wait to see how this turns out because it looks like it may make its way onto many top10 lists when it opens!

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Seriously if ghost town in the sky had just invested in this instead of fixing up a mediocre coaster at best, they would still be around IMO

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