Stupid things we did as (little?) children!

[ebl]

"They had skateboards back then!!!???" (sfotkid)

 

They were carved out of granite, and the wheels weren't so round, but we made do.

 

I won't tell you how we heated our homes before fire came along. You'll just have to use your imagination...

 

Eric

[Yankee cannonball]

this isn't really me being stupid, it's just funny. anyway me and my friends ding dong ditched random people all the time over summer break. when we were headed home, this lady who's yard we cut through came out of her house saying "stop stepping on those flowers!" we were standing on grass. when we told her we weren't standing on flowers she said "I plant tiny flowers in the grass." we told her that we couldn't see anything and she said "they're microscopic."

[Tanks4me05]

I have a bunch:

 

1: When I was about 18 months old or so, I rolled a Grapefruit down the stairs and said "Ball, bounce!"

 

2: When I was about two or three, I threw my dad's (video I think) camera battery in the Chittenango Falls, and I kept saying "Boat!"

 

3: When I was three, I tried to see how many pretzels I could fit in my dad's Guitar.

[supermanrosfan0810]

I tried to climb up a slide (I was too young to be doing that in the first place!) and of course fell and knocked out my front row of teeth. So when the adult teeth grew in abnormally early, there were quite disproportionate to my head! It took a few years to not look like a beaver.

[DBru]

I've always been a performer, and at the age of 5, I was singing "Lord I Lift Your Name On High" for the Easter play. When it got to the faster, more exciting part, I ripped off my button-up shirt (people on TV did it!), showing my bare chest to the whole congregation. I never really understood why we switched churches after that...

[Angry_Gumball]

Dare I mention the time that a friend and I skateboarded through the house when my folks weren't home? Eh, everybody did that...

 

Eric

 

I still occasionally ride...ok, more like roll across the room on my board..this is mainly when I want to test something out, yet it's either dark/late/raining outside so why not give it a quick roll where I'm making the adjustments at?

[onewheeled999]

When I was three, I tried to see how many pretzels I could fit in my dad's Guitar.

 

Dude, that must have been brutal for your dad to get all the pretzels and salt out. Ouch.

[bspellx5]

Alright heres 2 more

 

-Last week, I showed my 6 year old sister Scary Movie 3 [amazing movie, btw], not thinking about the fact that she would pick up on all the profanity in that movie. So on friday, she told my mom that there was a snake in the basement, and my mom is all like WHAT?! and shes like nah, I'm just screwin with you..

 

-When I was 4, my mom used to tell me that if she didn't wake up by a certain time in the morning, I could pour a bucket of cold water over her head..well I didn't realize she wasn't serious until the day I actually did it.

[ebl]

This isn't a "me" story, but once when Diana was about two or three, she got ahead of us at a shopping center. When she noticed that we were quite a ways behind her, she stopped and turned around, then shouted, "Come on, Eric! Come on, Lori! Hurry up!"

 

Eric

[texasgiantrules]

When I was around 3, I sang Silent Night as a duet with my mom at our church. When I finished, I decided that I was done with the microphone, so I threw it right over the audience.

[Yankee cannonball]

when I was 9 I took a loaf of bread bigger than my entire body and had a sword fight with the neighbor kids. when I won, I rode said loaf of bread into the sunset

[chmilo24]

I can remember 2 church stories from when I was a kid:

 

1. Once at church when I was 5, our priest was giving the sermon when in the middle of his reading-out-of-the-bible, I yelled out, "Mommy! When is the fat man going to be done talking! I have to go poopy-poop!!!"

 

2. I was 6 and at the time I had the worst gas problem when I had Mexican food. So on Saturday for dinner, guess what I had. So where at Sunday Mass and when we are in the middle of doing the Lord's Prayer and I let out the largest and loudest fart of all time. It lasted like 10 seconds. And within 3 minutes of initial emission, I cleared out every pew in the left side of the church. My uncle hasn't been more prouder of me than that very day.

[ebl]

One time I was with a friend and walking over to the old May Co. store. Along the way, some kids stopped me and said, "You look like a kid we had a fight with one time."

 

I told them I didn't remember such a thing, so one of the kids punched me in the stomach. Then they walked away.

 

That was...interesting.

 

Eric

[DBru]

LMAO! I love this thread...

 

 

I used to be obsessed with power rangers (who wasn't? ); on a plane ride to Walt Disney World when I was 4, I sat with my 5 year old brother, mom sat with some stranger dude in front of us, and dad sat behind us, all alone. Well, I got bored, and I was curious. So I stood up in my seat, and peered over to my mom, so I could ask her a question. "Mom," I began, "do power rangers have hair?" I got a chuckle or two. "Yes honey, power rangers have hair." I liked the attention, so I asked another question. "Mom, do power rangers $hit?" But everybody just stared at me... (I haven't cussed since then, I can still taste the soap in my mouth.

 

Later that same trip, we were about to leave WDW, because it was pouring down rain. I really wanted a Captain Hook toy gun, and after I whined for half an hour about it, Dad ran all the way across Magic Kingdom in a downpour to get me the gun. He returned, handed me the toy, and picked me up to carry me towards the monorail. On the way, my hands got tired so I dropped it. It broke. Daddy wasn't very happy with me... lol

[chmilo24]

^Spoiled Brat! Just kidding. What parent didn't do that for their kid.

[Bucket]

I liked to blow stuff up and set things on fire. Anything I could get my hands on (my sister's dolls, cans, toys, etc) I would blow up with dry ice or fireworks.

[chmilo24]

^I was pretty much the same way, then again I still do that kind of stuff.

[Rocket Rodder]

There was a friend of mine who worked for Disneyland.. I was visiting that day (I know this isn't little child, but it's still stupid! D: )

 

 

 

Some girl who sold balloons handed him this whole bunch of balloons that lost air. she had to get rid of them as she couldn't sell them. About five minutes later we heard THE loudest band ever. The idiot stomped on them! I was like... "O______________________________O;;"

[Coasterlvr_nc]

This happened about 2 months ago, but I was walking in my neighborhood with my friend and I was dragging a stick behind me (i dunno why >.<) I swung it around me so it was in front of me, and it caught the one crack in the pavement, so essentially i stabbed myself in the gut, it left a deep gash about 5 inches long. 1 Inch of it scarred >.>

[kennywood!007]

Well, as a kid about 9 or 10.. I liked to blow up stuff.... So....

 

 

One day me and 5 of my friends were in a field..and abandoned one, while we were all at my friends cabin. My one friend Drew decided it would be cool to put an M80 in a whine bottle...."Cause it would make a cool noise".

 

So we did, and of coarse thinking it would make a cool noise, we all stood wathing 4-5ft from the bottle...he lit it and the bottle exploded and glass went flying everywhere. Luckily we all dived on the ground and none of us got hurt...

[upside down]

^ And I thought strapping a roman candel to my sisters doll house was stupid.

[kennywood!007]

^Haha, thats pretty bad too...

 

 

It was weird we all went from being scared for our lives to cracking up withing 2 seconds.

 

I remember hearing a mix of "OH S**T!" and "OH F**K!"...haha

[GriffyTiffy]

I had a party last week and I started the old "put ice in peoples shirts", and then, after 5 minuets of chaos, they poured an entire gallon of ice on my head. My plan backfired BIG time.

[upside down]

^^ theres still scorch marks on the roof, and we had to call the fire deppartment.

 

Heres some decent ones.

 

Two weeks ago me and my freinds went tubbing, we built a ramp and decided to jump over each other, bad for my freind, the tube with 4 people in it landed on him.

 

Another is:

 

Last year I went to the skate park and my freind dared me to cave man off the 20 foot bleachers. and I havent quite walked right since.

[chmilo24]

When I was like 10, me and my cousin decided to take the little wooden kicker we made and try to see how insane we could get from going off his roof into his pool (yes we used crappy boards). So first we wanted to just ollie, it worked out fine, so then we decided to get harder. We did a kickflip, shove-it, heelflip, 360-flip, and an impossible. But I wanted to do one of my favorite tricks, a cannonball. And it all seemed fine until my cousin lit an M-80 right as I jumped off, first the board hit the water, then my balls nailed the truck of the board in the water. I think I still walk with a limp.